LGTL

Some list.

Bless.

As long as he doesn’t touch Education again.

Nothing except far easier access to jobs, a gold plated final salary pension, massive % increase in house prices... Anyone over the age of 55 who isn't absolutely loaded needs to take a look at themselves. Anyway, at least we've all democratically voted for those UNELECTED EURO BUREAUCRATS.

Ah, forgot the top one. Usually women, check balance, collect mini statement, think for 30 seconds, check balance again, end up taking £5 out. Just ****ing get on with it.

Slow walkers Drivers who don't indicate Reality TV Rugby 'bantz' People at airport security who act completely shocked when their litre bottle of water isn't allowed through Jim White

They're scabs, they'll do exactly the same as this season. Boycott until they can all get excited. Portsmouth FC; No class, no principles, no success.

Makes you wonder what the point is really, they're absolutely superb and almost makes you glad that Saints didn't luck their way to the final to face that.

Boring, predictable final.

We deserve to be instantly relegated for this load of ****e.

****ING MASSIVE LOL'S SCAB BOTTLERS

Less then a minute...

No teeth and wearing a Nike hoodie and Nike tracksuit bottoms. Sums up the locals.

State of some of the locals, hilarious stuff.

Oh god please no.

I'm going to have to turn this off in a minute, it's Sunday league FFS.

Skates could be down to 9 already. The locals are frothing at the mouth, bless em.

Yes, no away goals rule.

Man City get state influence from the UAE and win everything, we get state influence from China, a dodgy sponsor, dodgy kit and dodgy tours to China. The Southampton way.

No idea why people get so strung up over Heisenburg. I can remember when he was a normal poster back in the day, albeit for a short time, and then like many thought it better to do nothing but take the ****. He doesn't mean a single word he says, and the replies to him are actually the most amusing part. Each to their own.

Police aren't involved, so the former I'd imagine.

For the third season running, delighted it's all over. See you in August for (hopefully) a far more enjoyable season.

Squash second?! What is this!

What was his ‘joke’ meant to be exactly? He’s clearly monumentally thick.

Probably more then good enough for top 4.