Jillyanne

Today - chill, tonight, watch The Mist Sat - Cheltenham races, drink lots of champagne Sun - recover Monday - chill

Happy birthday, have a stapler.

Why is this posted in the Motoring Forum :confused:

Any Electronics Design Engineers with experience of Firmware and Embedded C, please get in touch, nice role in Fordingbridge I am recruiting for. Also need a Technical Project Manager with Military or Aerospace experience for a client in Ringwood.

I love your posts so much I am going to pay your fiver for you, Mods - sort it out please. xxx

Sorry to hear that, is she ok?

I work Tues/Wed normally but as he is back Wed morning and I have to pick him up from the airport, I am working today instead of Wed.

Nothing of any real importance with some fireworks.

Who?

Wish I could but I am at work today :-(

Is this thread for real?

Good post Rob.

This made me lol!

+ 2.

There was no clock in her room, I checked several times. Bloody lying grannies.

No but it is a medical condition.

Penguinist.

How strange - her other one was, whilst we were watching tennis, she would say "you know what tennis is Jill...................... a racket"

My late Nan used to have a phrase I never understood and still don't: If I would ask her where something was, like "Nan have you seen my bucket and spade" (yes I was 9 and stayed with her in Shanklin often) her reply would be "yes Jill, up in Nanny's room behind the clock" Wtf is that all about. Also, whenever anyone asked for a knife her reply would be - "why, do you want to cut up a side street" Odd, she had more.

Think outside the box There is no I in team (there is a f *cking me though) Positive, negative or otherwise Gone to rat sh*t Look at the bigger picture

Been done...... Liger.

Are you in Coronation Street?

Will Ferrell (sp)? Jack Black?

Yes, and new year. However I am going to Paris for new years with his best mate.