Jillyanne

I need a quote to send to our insurance company for re-plastering and painting a ceiling that has been water damaged. If anyone can help, please PM. Thanks in advance.

Should we not have a '2010 Crap Joke Thread'?

Sweet Jesus, I didn't sleep last night for worrying about your wallet, thank the lord, the UK needs the lord, he would have found it sooner.

I used to be one - back in the day.

Very Lee Evans!!! x

No, just normal ones.

I don't think you will have many resident replies.

RamsAy not RamsEy!

RamsAy.

It's in the laundry basket, in the back pocket of your jeans.

As in tooth-hurty - genius. Ha ha ha.

Never been so can't comment. Oh wait - Butlins???

What does it have to offer exactly?

But you do go to The Wagon Works and KFC (all according to your FB status of course)

What is a dads man draw?

Actually - can't think of anything. apart from Benny Hill being a milkman in Twyford Road and Scott Mills, anyone else?

He is fit.

Is that not in Mansbridge?

So the garage didn't stay as a gym very long then - I thought you were getting married as you referred to her kids as your 'step children'?

Gordon RamsAy.

Correct, Baj wasn't best pleased.

The snowman my stepson made looks a tad odd now, huge body and tiny head much like that pinhead character in Beetejuice.

+ 1.

How do you change it to street view?

Scottishist!!!