saint_stevo

hate them all you want, but go to pay a green fee at a decent course dressed like a Barry, and they will tell you to fack off. Jeans are banned. Probably ok at the muni, but that barely counts as a golf course. Bad time to mention i own and wear white trousers?!

you work out stableford the way i put above. Max h'cap for a bloke is 28. so if you were 14 over par for 9 holes, you would get 18pts....... Just no jeans, football shirts. Trousers must be tailored and shirts must have a collar

had all the scorers from tonight in my team...... so long as Spain get thru as well, my team should be set

450k?

No, i adhere to the dress code, as do all proper golfers.

Perhaps a Stevo, smirker and Hamster 9 holes one evening? If hamster dresses properly

9 stableford points?!?!?! not sure you worked that out properly..... what is your h'cap, and how many over for the 9 holes? Stableford point- Others= 0pts Net Bogey= 1pt Net Par= 2pts Net Birdie= 3pts Net Eagle- 4pts Chipping with just a SW is not ideal btw...........but if it worked, meh

needless to say you would not be welcome at ANY golf courses i play at.................

Fully nude i take it? If so pre warn people to not take ANY photos because a very hot stripper arrived at my mates birthday and refused to get her whispering eye out because people were taking pictures. 90quid for 15mins and no growler

as a fireman, i agreed

he is a nutter

He is a nutter

i guess Georgie does, being single and desperate etc

i have previously gone out in a vest and 3/4 length trousers.......with flip flops and aviator sunglasses. i am too cool

skintsaint......is that all sunglasses? Or just coloured ones?

i have flip flops, not birkenstock's. Do i still count? Also, my sh*t beard is cos i am a lazy get How about?

i agree only on the top 2

just a thought but im not sure Pilchards was being entirely serious

Therapist

putts are measured in feet. Moron. Divide your scorecard's up lads, that's what i did when i was hacking my way round in the 90's, and it shows where you need to work on your game. Put your score in the left column (markers column) and then in the remaining columns on the right of it have the following headings- FH (fairways hit) GIR (greens in regulation, i.e on in 1 on par3, 2 for par 4, 3 for par 5 etc) PUTTS (er, how many putts) At the end of the round, tally up how many of each, (obviously fairways is probably out of 14/15 rather than 18) This gives you an idea of what you need to work on, and where you drop shots. If you miss the green in regulation and then 3 putt, thats a double straight away, and your chipping and putting needs some work, or if you miss the fairway, then miss the green in reg, your driving is getting you in trouble so head to the range etc...... Soon enough a pattern emerges (try it for 3 or so rounds) and you have something to work on, and if you do it again say a 2 months later you can see if there is improvment.

i am out too, found out she shares a name with a prison

I have- Villa/Spain Van Persie/Holland

it is doubtful.

was just out from first thing til about 11 this morning apparently....