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Apps that make talking to a human being unnecessary when ordering hotel room service but leave you with no option but to storm down to reception and have a go at the receptionist when no food or drink has turned up over an hour later despite receiving a jolly message exclaiming ‘“Success! Your order has been placed and will be with you shortly!” and a subsequent email confirming the cost has been charged to your credit card. This is a live ongoing example of the small things in life that annoy me.

Indeed, been the subject of more than one thread on here in the past. Palarse is probably my favourite just on it's own but then when you add Cripple it just unbeatable. Palarse lol. Palarse lol. No But wait wait, wait wait wait.............................Cripple Palarse!!!!!

Anyone remember that wanker with "We 8 Scummers" on the back of his shirt? Wonder how he's feeling now. 😂

Tried to be too clever

Absolutely. Very similar to his first against Watford. The way he sort of clips and bends his shots with laser sharp accuracy is phenomenal.

Yeah C'mon. Good god it would be fantastic if they turned it round now and that's a feckin good start.

Pathetic performance from Watford. Utterly shit. Was really hoping Wham got drawn in.

Jesus Christ

Nice one, thanks

Streams anyone?

Is it just me that would be very happy to see Bompey get out of it if it meant Wham go down even if it meant forfeiting our game against Bournemouth? I'd also much rather Brighton went than Bournemouth and that is still possible. Both scenarios are highly unlikely but far more sweet given that fact and the fact that I dislike both of them far more than little Bournemouth. If we are talking Watford in place of Bournemouth then no way.

Played really well, but look like we are tiring quite rapidly.

Was the last time we won there when Kevin Davies scored after dribbling from (i think) just inside our half. I think it was and that seems an ETERNITY ago.

Available in XXXXL I believe LD. If that's hugging your figure it's probably time to lose weight.

GTFI. Superb defence plus a bit (well, lots) of luck saw us through. Stephens and Bednarek growing by the game into a top partnership.

Bournemouth completely and utterly shot. Shame that they, Villa and Norwich are so crap that that it's virtually impossible for West Ham and Brighton to go down.

Yeah, he did well there to carve out the chance and unlucky for it not to go in.

Hmmmm. Vest actually played very well 2nd half but looked his usual ropy self in the first half with headers pinging in the opposite direction to that intended. He did alright but to suggest he was better than Ings is utter nonsense imho. Anyway who gives a fuck we won again, C'MON!!!!!

Great win. Only the 3rd time we've scored 3 all season and 2 of them have been post lockdown. Ings is just far too good for us, inevitable that better teams will be in for him and who could be surprised or blame him if he wants to go. Hopefully it'll be a Vardy situation and he won't.

YES!!! The crispness of Ings' shooting in fucking awesome it really is.

He actually put in a solid robust header there that went in the intended direction. Regardless he is an accident waiting to happen.

Jesus, Ings is just far too good for us.

Good to see Vestergaard has improved no end during lockdown.

Will do. I will admit I wasn't concentrating that hard on the 'action'. Whatever it shows though (and I am prepared to accept he should have been looking forward and to pass forward rather than back which is what I think you are alluding to) it will never excuse what McCarthy went on to do.

Sorry but no way did his "sloppy back pass" put us under pressure for the first goal. That was a routine back pass to a gk under absolutely no pressure who then proceeded to fuck up. Don't disagree that Hojberg shouldn't play again though, don't see the point in him doing so.