Wade Garrett

Get these deals over the line so they can get a decent amount of training in before we play Everton. Every game is a cup final now.

Ok, I couldn’t be bothered to follow the link.

Odd though that it takes days to give him a scan.

No, not that bit.

Fucking keeper might as well not be there. He’s fucking useless.

It is. I do agree with what he said though.

The manager is a complete fucktard.

Dozzy was a Wessex League reserve player and played Sunday Premier League (which was a good standard back then).

Just a striker and a midfielder now. At least it shows they haven’t given up.

If players have gone behind the manager's back to SR then it is only going to end one way. Better to lance the boil now than let it fester any longer.

I think Everton have FFP concerns. Not sure they are able to buy Ings.

Right up there with the hipster wankers and their fucking xG. Do me a favour Rasmus, and fuck right off.

Haaland would be in double figures if he played for us this season. I have never seen a centre forward miss so many gilt edged chances than Adams. He's embarrassing.

Good, at least we're trying. Need a centre-forward in next to replace Che Adams. He was abysmal last night and couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo.

Absolutely fucking shite.

Will be leaving my season ticket in the drawer until they get rid of that fucking useless manager. Tactically we were all over the place. Not a fucking clue.

Wish we haggled over the £15m we paid for our keeper, or the fee we paid for Larios, Diallo or any of the other shite we’ve paid money for. Club is a joke.

4-1 win tonight. Manager will select a side that for once won't have us scratching our heads. Starts for Stu A and DCC. We're going to fucking smash them.

I like the kit. Just saying like.

This is exactly how I see things at the moment. It’s getting to the point that relegation would be a relief.

I think it’s a load of crap.

Sign a cf tomorrow and play him on Wednesday.

Stick your fucking wristband up your arse.

In a nutshell. Great post.

It would take some persuasion but I really think we would have a fighting chance of staying up with him up front. The ultimate gamble though.