Wade Garrett

Yes. Much better to leave it to a load of nerdy twats who never played the game and their fucking xG.

He doesn’t look like a £20m player on YouTube. Steve De Ridder he ain’t.

He must be mustard if he’s on the bench.

He looks decent to be fair.

I’m not sure we need another winger more than we need a centre-forward.

We signed Ings on the last day of the window. Need that sort of deal now. We’re bottom of the league. We need to gamble. Would much rather sign a centre forward rather than a winger. A decent winger will just create chances for our forwards to miss. What an absolute fucking shambles.

Fulham got promoted by keeping Mitrovic.

It looks like they've got Eric Morecambe and we're left with Ernie Wise.

They’ll never accept that. They would rather accept a straight cash deal for £20m.

Don’t see the point in signing a Championship right back. We’ve got KWP, Tino, AMN and Lyanco who can play there. I reckon we probably, just about, need a striker more.

Is the medical this afternoon so that he can go after school?

We look a chaotic fucking mess.

For fucks sake, can we have a centre forward who knows where the back of the net is. We’re trying to win games with one hand tied behind our backs.

Like Alcaraz. Hope he doesn’t get sent off.

Our passing has to improve. It’s been really scrappy.

I’m sick of seeing the same shite every week. Lyanco has done ok to be fair, but he isn’t a right back and he isn’t as good as the 2 cb’s I’ve picked. Keeper is woeful, Diallo can’t pass for toffee and Adams couldn’t hit water if he fell out of a boat.

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I don’t think SR think we can stay up this season. I agree with that. Think their long term plans will have to factor in some Championship football.

The Jackson situation is a familiar one for us. Nothing much changes. I don’t really give a fuck any more. What a complete shitshow Southampton FC is.

This season has been a masterclass in how not to run a football club Great post. This season has been a masterclass in how not to run a football club. Incompetence and apathy seem to be running right through the club. We need people in that actually know what they’re doing.

Can he play in goal?

I’m fucking sick of our ‘model’. We’re more like a stock exchange for players than a football club. It’s been doing my head in for years.

Probably vaping hipster twats wanking over xG stats.

Probably. Even the offside one yesterday was an embarrassing effort. It’s like he’s got his boots on the wrong feet.

What about the one v Burnley last season when he missed from virtually the goal line. His finishing is absolute dogshit. He needs 20 chances to score 1.