Wade Garrett

Like many others, I have it on good authority that Ings would very much like to come back. Personally, I don’t think the club want to sign him.

A kindred spirit. We need to start a movement. We should call it ‘Fuck xG You Hipster Wankers’.

Incredibly incisive appraisal of the game.

Brilliant performance. Team looked well organised so fair play to the manager. I, for one, never doubted him for a minute. 😂

Bazunu is not good enough for the Premier League. We need a better keeper. Why we paid all that money for him I will never know.

10 assists for Che Adams to score is probably the equivalent of 150 assists for any other Premier League striker.

xG is an absolute load of bollocks.

Get these deals over the line so they can get a decent amount of training in before we play Everton. Every game is a cup final now.

Ok, I couldn’t be bothered to follow the link.

Odd though that it takes days to give him a scan.

No, not that bit.

Fucking keeper might as well not be there. He’s fucking useless.

It is. I do agree with what he said though.

The manager is a complete fucktard.

Dozzy was a Wessex League reserve player and played Sunday Premier League (which was a good standard back then).

Just a striker and a midfielder now. At least it shows they haven’t given up.

If players have gone behind the manager's back to SR then it is only going to end one way. Better to lance the boil now than let it fester any longer.

I think Everton have FFP concerns. Not sure they are able to buy Ings.

Right up there with the hipster wankers and their fucking xG. Do me a favour Rasmus, and fuck right off.

Haaland would be in double figures if he played for us this season. I have never seen a centre forward miss so many gilt edged chances than Adams. He's embarrassing.

Good, at least we're trying. Need a centre-forward in next to replace Che Adams. He was abysmal last night and couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo.

Absolutely fucking shite.

Will be leaving my season ticket in the drawer until they get rid of that fucking useless manager. Tactically we were all over the place. Not a fucking clue.

Wish we haggled over the £15m we paid for our keeper, or the fee we paid for Larios, Diallo or any of the other shite we’ve paid money for. Club is a joke.

4-1 win tonight. Manager will select a side that for once won't have us scratching our heads. Starts for Stu A and DCC. We're going to fucking smash them.