Wade Garrett

Can we buy players that will improve the team. Not £3m centre backs who get bombed out after a couple of games because they’re shite and a centre-forward who couldn’t score in a brothel. Oh, and a new keeper as well as Baz is shit.

Predictable. Would be no loss if we sold him.

He couldn’t put one in from inside the 6 yard box with the keeper on his arse against Wrexham so don’t get your hopes up.

How on earth is Armstrong starting? He was dogshit against Wrexham.

I don’t blame them to be fair. Just agree a price and get it done, or walk away. They want cash, not add-ons.

The only time anyone liked Stoke City was over 50 years ago when they had Geoff Hurst and Gordon Banks playing for them. Fucking load of cloggers since then. Fucking horrible people. Probably lots of mum and dads that are closely related judging by the total fuckwits that support them. As Ian Botham once said about Pakistan, I wouldn’t even send my mother-in-law there. 2-1 win. Will Still starting to get his methods over to the team. Their Stone Island wannabes will be foaming all over their velour tracksuits. Wankers.

Chuck in a Skoda and a couple of goats and get the deal over the line.

We’re buying players like we’re Preston North End, not a side with parachute payments and 30k+ sellouts every week. Not particularly impressed at the moment but hopefully that changes.

Probably another £3m signing. Starting to feel a bit mugged off. I don’t think he would improve our starting XI.

Fuck Spunkstain off and move onto realistic targets. Fucking embarrassing being giving the runaround by an Armenian. Get back to your goats you wanker.

Looked great when he scored that goal pre-season. Give him a chance.

Careful, you’ll be fighting wabid animals within a week.

Would have been nice to have strengthened the side before the Ipswich game. Transfer window should really shut before the start of the season.

Better finisher than we have.

We look short of quality there. Early days in the season though to be fair. Having said that, I wouldn’t be upset to see Armstrong and Diaz leave.

We don’t look great at CF. We should be all over Danny Ings on a free. Much better than what we currently have.

Is Danny Ings still looking for a club?

Might as well put a bid in for Messi. Just as likely to sign him as these two.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Spurs went for Grealish and scuppered the Everton deal. Especially now they’ve lost Maddison. Grealish is mustard as a 10 as well as on the wing.

Thought Charles put in a proper box to box midfield performance yesterday. He’s got some engine. Was our best player.

Many years ago they bussed a load of Suffolk farmers down to try and intimidate Southampton dockers on flying picket duty in Portsmouth (late 70s). Luckily, a good few of the dockers were more than handy and the carrot-sucking Neanderthal cunts got a good fucking kicking. Which is exactly what we’re going to do to Ipswich next week. 2-0 win. Write a melancholic song about that Ed you fucking boring cunt.

I had actually forgotten the Ed Sheeran angle. Good work.

He is obviously good at selling his managerial talents and unfortunately for Rangers, they fell for it hook line and sinker. Similar to Sheffield Utd and the utter shite that is Selles.

I agree. When Still described injuries to Bree and Smallbone I did think that was code for we’re trying to sell them.

Looks like he’s playing for time to me. Would really improve us, will do really well to get this over the line.