Wade Garrett

I was wrong about Aribo. As poor as he was against Brentford he has been really good since. He put a good shift in yesterday and I preferred him in the middle to Flynn Downes. I was also wrong about Sulemana. I am wrong about most things to be fair, as my ball and chain often reminds me.

Good point. In all seriousness, we are starting to improve under Juric. I reckon a league win isn’t far off, especially if we can get a couple of players in. The team needs to cleanse itself of RussBall though. Maybe get a priest in to perform some sort of exorcism.

August

We’ve got our football team back. Good half of football.

He’s been fucking shit since Bobby Ball died. That bloke carried him for years. Not for me I’m afraid.

Was thinking the same thing.

He is so full of shit it’s untrue.

Best-selling where? Oxfam?

Two fingers? Still got a way to go before he can do that.

KWP will go, but the rest are under contract. I would keep them for a season.

Sulemana playing well to be fair.

Sulemana playing well to be fair.

Too early to make a judgement on Juric, but Sulemana instead of Archer is ridiculous. In fact, after total lack of effort last week, Sulemana should never play for the club again, nor should Aribo. Fucking lazy pair of cunts who didn’t put 1 sprint in between them.

Going to watch it on the telly. I have to sit through endless hours of shite that my missus watches, so I am getting my own back.

Cock

Let me guess, loan with option to buy (which they won’t when they realise how shit he is).

I wouldn’t. Got hands like empty crisp packets.

No thanks. He could out-square-pass Russell Martin.

I’ve changed my kind on him. I would take the money now if it’s offered. Struggle to believe he scored so much in Belgium because he looks fucking garbage in front of goal. The rest of his game isn’t great either. We have to be more than lumping up to Lurch.

Wouldn’t even subject my mother-in-law to that shite.

I wouldn’t be surprised if that bunch of fuckwits scheduled the meeting for Jan 31st.

Musk is about as American as Big Ben.

True, but we did have a stronger side out against Spurs.

Starmer would go way up in my estimation if he just called Musk a cunt.

Missed the first half against Spurs then.