Wade Garrett

We’ll fucking destroy the Premier League next season.

Would have to sign Harwood-Bellis and Downes for a start.

What Premier League team would want him? I hope we’ve withdrawn our contract offer.

We will fucking smash them. Hornets? Do me a favour, the Armstrong boys will be doing all the stinging en-route to a comfortable 3 - 0 victory. We are going to smash this fucking league apart.

Absolutely tore them a new arsehole. Shea Charles and Flynn Downes were very good. Stuart Armstrong really positive on the ball and Adam Armstrong is a real handful for any defence.

But for fucks sake Russ, don’t play Edozie and Manning together on the left. Pair of fucking pansies defensively.

Nothing to worry about. They’ll put men behind the ball because they are shit scared of us. We are going to smash them today and fucking smash this league.

Not sure how Sulemana done his hamstring while walking about and sulking like a prick on the pitch.

Well, it looks like the Loch Ness Drogba is made out of glass, so we’re going to have to do it the hard way. I’m going for a 3-0 win. Alcaraz finds his shooting boots and we fucking destroy the sheep-shagging cunts. Come on you fucking Saints.

Thought we did ok second half. Alcaraz did a lot of great work in the hole. That fucking midget cunt referee was fucking shite.

Manning! They’ll be attacking down our left side all night then. Fucking dogshit.

If Venables was a crook, then every single manager in that era was a crook as well. He was a brilliant coach and manager.

Success rate will improve as the season goes on my friend.

The Loch Ness Drogba and Adam A are going to tear the carrot sucking cunts a new asshole. Everything clicks into gear, we don’t regress to tippy tappy and fucking smash them 3-0.

To be fair, the manager was pretty scathing of the team afterwards for not being brave on the ball. I guess he means playing it too safe in forward positions. Saturday followed the typical pattern of a Saints game. Poor second half where we play too much tippy tappy. That’s on the manager, and he has to address it.

I agree, it’s boring.

Don’t worry John. When the Loch Ness Drogba starts and Adam Armstrong plays wide of him we are going to tear this fucking league a new one. Starting on Wednesday against those fucking carrot crunching cunts from Bristol.

He needs to improve. Is totally anonymous in too many games. He seems like a bit of a sulker as well. So frustrating, because when he gets a run on the full-back they can’t live with him.

Can’t win them all. Only saw the last 20, we looked poor today. From what I saw, Manning should be nowhere near the pitch. Poor player. I’m not a fan of Bazunu, but I don’t think he’s to blame for the goal. I was fuming at Edozie though for his half-hearted challenge. Another player I don’t rate. Not ideal, but a point away from home. Win the next two.

don’t rate him.

Really poor from Manning there. He is an extremely limited player.

Great block by Edozie, fucking lazy cunt.

I wish I knew what the fuck you were talking about.

Couldn’t give a flying fuck about any team other than Saints. Couldn’t give a shiny shit about Sports Republic’s portfolio.