Wade Garrett

If I could embed one of those memes now, it would be Jim Carey from Dumb and Dumber saying “So there’s a chance then”.

Not all farts lead to a shit.

Fucking hell, I bet Lennon/McCartney are shitting themselves.

It doesn’t mean it’s not shit, hence the might. Fucking knob-nugget.

‘Reckon JWP might be playing after all’ is not JWP straight back into the starting eleven 😂. Picked this up on TUI. Nick reckons the journalist who broke the story is very closed to David Sullivan. Jesus wept CB, do your research.

Reckon JWP might be playing after all. What a wank club West Ham are.

You deserved tha abuse just for wearing sandals.

Put some tractor porn pictures in the away dressing room and we’ll fucking smash them.

Fucking brilliant if they were a Championship club.

Fuck all this transfer shit. Let’s smash those fucking carrot sucking cunts on Saturday.

Pie and mash.

Excellent, I discovered my limitations on the golf course.

So, just to save some time, fuck all has happened today?

I don’t think the club will stand in the way of Lyanco, ABK leaving. But we’ve got decent money in so far with another £50m ish to come when Lavia goes. I can’t see why we would be selling other first team players now, save the ones with a year left on their contracts. There are a few I wouldn’t mind seeing leave, but the decision now has to be what’s best for the first team squad.

The time-wasting and shithousery really made me question whether I actually liked football any more. It infuriated me last season. I’m glad they are trying to stamp it out. Fuck the whining managers. Fuck players walking off when subbed. Fuck the play-acting to get the game stopped. Fuck the time it takes to celebrate a goal and then walk back to your half. Fuck keepers taking the piss with goal kicks. Fuck all the annoying cunts.

Good luck to JWP, hope it works out for him.

Only if we choose to sell him.

Good luck to him. Apparently it’s £30m and we get Downes for £10m and Ings on loan for a year with West Ham paying a large part of his wages.

We also had the guy who won the header being marked by Smallbone, whilst Bednarek and Stephens were marking space. I’m hoping the new guy will keep it simple. Get Stephens and Bednarek man-marking and have a spare player like Smallbone marking space. As long as we always leave a forward up from corners, they will have 2 staying, leaving us the extra man in the box. Zonal marking is a complete load of shite.

I fucking hate that ‘We March On’ bollocks.

Baz’s gloves would be in good condition.

Don’t see the point of this signing. We would have been better off signing the Sholing keeper in case of injury. This bloke makes Baz look like Pat Jennings 😂.

Absolutely. We can’t plan for the season by selling our best player at the end of the window.

Fair price, but I would rather keep him. I think the club are being fair to a loyal player.

Take it.