Wade Garrett

Rather be a steward on the Cowes ferry than have to sort out drainage and fencing in t’top field you backward cunt.

Judging by their performance on Sunday, I hope Van Cunt starts for them.

This will be another team of Northern wankers put to the sword. Routine 5-0, fuck knows who gets the goals, fuck knows who starts with everyone fit and in form. Those Ee-Bah-Gum shitcunts will wish they stayed home looking after their whippets. Fuck off back to your desolate shitholes.

Would like to see the likes of Dibling, Bragg and the young left back starting.

Brooks is going to be a great player for us. Good performance but we can play so much better than that. I didn’t think Stu Armstrong had his best game though.

Stu Armstrong is a bit off the pace.

Manning is fucking brilliant at crossing straight to their fucking keeper. Been doing it all fucking game.

Mannings positioning worries me.

Ridiculous. Getting to the stage where you might as well have Perry fucking Mason reffing games.

Watched it for all of 2 minutes earlier. Absolute shite.

Fucking hilarious that some people are getting out of their pram over this thread.

Hope so. Think he’s out of contract soon as well.

I agree, but if he does go, it is imperative we replace him. Adam Armstrong gets a knock and we’re in the mire.

The option to buy is just fluff. Juventus won’t be paying £40m for him unless he rips up Serie A and other clubs become interested.

Hopefully he gets the opportunity to showcase his talents in Serie A. Like his attitude on the pitch. Always tries hard and doesn’t hide away when things aren’t going his way.

Welcome to the village and front-footed football David.

We stride into the northern shithole and walk away with a 4-0 victory. Stick that in your till Arkwright, you Yorkshire cunt.

Call yourself a fan!

We still need a bit more quality in the village. Got to be on the front foot and not marry ugly birds.

Get him in the fucking village.

I’m still hoping that a flurry of last-minute West Ham activity leads to them loaning us Ings. He would score a fucking boatload in this league.

So what, this is a thread about him.

For the money we paid, he has been an awful signing.

Genius

We have an abundance of wingers. No point getting in another bench-warmer.