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These are obviously correct. Some geezer above was saying that Mata would have waltzed in on goal unchallenged, which is clearly bollix.

Really? I didn't know!

Man up, pussy.

Burberry flavour.

If you can read you shouldn't go, so it is a tricky one.

Sarfamptin mush, we do what we want.

Oh, yeah, I meant Dennis G.

And a couple of cricketers. Isaac Watts. Craig David.

Would love to see a bunch of red flares going off whilst Adam's celebrates his first goal for the club.

Why no Gareth Bale?

I saw Matt Robinson in the Rhino club once. He was chuffed to be recognised.

£5k fine from FIFA incoming.

I fear we are fellow alumni.

Won't happen. The trains from Soton will be delayed and held to arrive at the last minute and they'll be too busy for anyone to get on in any Skate neighbourhoods. If you want to mix with Skates you'll have to get there early in the day and be a bit sly about it.

Good luck Atkin’s.

After three years you still don’t understand how the EU operates and that his is nothing like negotiating an agreement for five pallets of fertiliser.

Crikey, this guy sounds like a mega-paedo.

"he's Caracas!" It's like someone let Michael McIntyre in

"chlorinated chicken". Haha. Good one, Johnson.

I wonder if any of the Sinn Fein lads are tempted to have a wee vote? No Deal Brexit, UK goes to ****, unite Ireland, have a great craic. Could be derbig oidea.

Yes. At some point this season we will end up fielding a central midfield of Stephens and JWP, or something equally horrific.

Hopefully! We're woefully short in central midfield and still pretty weak at the back.

Proper fackin nawwwty! Just do not, I repeat, do not rattle any fences.

I would have thought there's no chance we're getting near 50% of their wages paid. What's Hoedt on? £50k a week? I doubt Antwerp pay anyone more than £10k a week.

The 1990s want their combats back.