benjii

Kicking first at our end. Come on birds!

Here we go!

OK, that's suspect.

Surprisingly, he cheats at golf! No way!!!

Agree. Stanway must have covered a lot of ground. Definitely need to add some fem fresh.

Fair point. I am going off a sample of one.

Kelly needs to do better when she's defending. Keeps getting mixed up with the left back.

Dunno about that. I think she's been fine. Hasn't got any big decisions wrong and plenty of male refs give soft free kicks for that sort of thing.

If we can survive to half time the gaffer needs to tell them to calm down when we get the ball.

Definitely. Can't keep hold of the ball anymore. Should have given them both a go together for ten mins.

I say, get Beever out.

We just need a bit more composure when we gain possession to get into the final third. When we do, we look capable of scoring. Not sure if we've got anyone left on the bench who can make an impact?

Maybe there's hope for Capn Jack, yet.

Been impressed with the keeper's distribution. Hope she's OK.

Think she took a blow to the twat a minute ago.

Solid fisting from the keeper.

No chance there's half a million people in that stadium.

Being a sporty lesbian must be great.

Greasy fuckers.

Finally getting stuck in.

Guly has a clause in his contract.

Delighted fot that Russo lass. She plays like a bloke. Good girl.

Spare rib ticklers all over the place.

Exactly!

Everyone is such a pussy in the tackle. Make me manager of Nigeria or Jamaica's lady team and I'd win the World Cup. We'd smash this lot off the pitch.