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Ooh, yeah, i missed that. VAR review - massive rack number 6.

For the record (l to r in descending order): 3, 5, 4, 6, 2, 1

The two on the left have no business there.

How the hell are Newcastle 4th? They're just a bunch of cloggers.

Just one Cornet! 🤩 Oh. 🧐

Enjoying watching the Cherries. Also can't stand Newcastle - horrible team.

Anthony Taylor will ensure Notts Forest get the win.

Lallana's nose is big but I'm not sure he can control a match with it.

Nil points!

Pronounced Matthchy Hobgechey, or is he not one of the Portuguese ones?

I think Kraft had spread himself too thin.

Good job all that Man City revenue is legitimate spoils from hard graft and commercial acumen.

Leicester are a bunch of cunts. Always cheating.

His left leg is injured, so he could only use his right.

Get Meghoma back on loan next year? Doubt he'll get many Prem minutes. If we kept Manning / Taylor / Larios, we'd have to sign another left back on promotion anyway.

https://twitter.com/RealJakeBroe/status/1878249385936683215?t=_z9W2HW2Wr3T68wd11ay5Q&s=19 Absolutely nailed it.

In all seriousness, their recent uptick has been based on digging in against top opposition. As long as we sit tight, they might start to get frustrated. Unfortunately, we are so shite at set piece defending they'll probably score from a corner or free kick anyway.

Need to get behind the ball and try to get them on the break. #tacticsmasterclass

Complete bollocks. He always tries. Although he does look like the sort of player that often gets labelled "lazy" for some reason....

"You must be really pleased?" - Yes. "Is that the best you've ever played?". - No.

Ran the perimeter of the pitch, windmilling like a madman.

Lol at Dibling's interview. Treated the questions with the contempt they deserved. #class

Like Neil Shipperley after a drive past a school.

Cogito ergo recyclum ad backus.

Where has this notion that Lallana is a deep lying midfielder come from?