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benjii

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  1. Get Adams on for Redmond.
  2. If Chelsea play like that they'll batter us though. I thought they were excellent.
  3. I did the survey. It was quite fun.
  4. Don't forget the North London Yobbos. A pivotal figure in the history of Southampton FC was Rupert Lowe, a loved and respected figurehead for the club who dragged it into the modern era. Bon viveur, polymath, man of the people. Rupert was the talk of the town. Unfortunately some Tottenham fans were jealous of our new success and took a dislike to Rupert. One day when he was out ducking, they followed him and kept shouting "Swing Lowe" whenever he tried to get a shot off. Poor Rupes bagged barely enough for a 1/4 Peking Crispy and was, rightly, enraged. He denounced Tottenham as "North London Yobbos" and the DEF, that Derek Turkish mentions above, were put on orders to thrash on site any North London Yobbos spotted between the bollard shape formed by drawing a line connecting the points of Winchester Services on the A34 to the north, Rownhams Services on the M27 to the west, and Bursledon Tesco to the east and dropping two vertical lines south to the coast from the east/west points. Suffice to say, they don't dare encroach and matches between the clubs are now extremely fiesty, with much bad language.
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    Coronavirus

    Lambeth and Wandsworth, potentially. Wandsworth is full of Saffas, so makes sense! I once saw a pub landlord aggressively challenge a chap doing the typical pub Arsenal fan thing of ordering half a coke and spending all afternoon watching the football. If you know, you know. https://www.itv.com/news/2021-04-12/covid-surge-testing-in-wandsworth-and-lambeth-after-at-least-44-south-african-variant-cases-confirmed?utm_source=upday&utm_medium=referral
  6. Put Cosimo Sarli on FFS!!!
  7. That should be a pen to us.
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    Coronavirus

    As I was saying..... https://www.timesofisrael.com/real-world-israeli-data-shows-south-african-variant-better-at-bypassing-vaccine/amp/?utm_source=upday&utm_medium=referral
  9. Nice to know she rubbed one out to him.
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    Coronavirus

    Seems to me that the notes of caution are largely due to the SA variant and potential future variants. There is doubt how effective the curernt vaccines are against the South Africa variant. This is why some countries were "red listed" even with comparably low case numbers - some of them are countries where the UK suspected the dominant strain doing the rounds was the SA strain. I heard this from a senior official source. They also need to keep a cautious tone to stop people acting like Bacchanalians until this is definitely under control. More spread amongst younger unvaccinated groups equals more chance of nastier strains emerging.
  11. I tend to agree. He can be massively frustrating with his passing and shooting but he is still quick, had a good first touch and finds space better than anyone else in our squad. The best attacking football we have played has been when he and Armstrong are in the side. If his passing and shooting was more reliable he never would have left Arsenal for Everton and he certainly wouldn't be playing for us now. If we sign him on a free and get another 3 years, it's a decent deal. Better than risking £15m on a punt when we also have Djenepo and Redmond.
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    Jhon Viafara

    Best not to be a drug smuggler, usually.
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    Male Privilege

    I'm getting pretty sick of toxic femininity, to be honest.
  14. Yeah, going on recent results between the teams you'd have to say we've a great chance against Man U.
  15. Women who go to the gym and just ponce around on the phone or walking slowly on a treadmill. You really need to crowd up the gym to do that, luv? * *exception made for hot women. Unless their voice is so annoying it outweighs the allure.
  16. Good luck Atkins'.
  17. Two terrible goals to concede. But aside from that we were, generally, rubbish. There's no point doing like-for-like substitutions for average or poor players. You're bringing Redmond and Nlundulu on, not Aguero and Silva. You can't just carry on doing the same thing that has not worked for 70 minutes and hope for the best. I think that was one of the worst performances this season. Several players playing really badly and making stupid mistakes, a few looking knackered or half-arsed and a manager looking spent.
  18. Obviously a penalty. Hahaha
  19. That's crap from Bertrand.
  20. Which is how we have started. Lol at you.
  21. A couple is definitely less than 5 though.
  22. How do Arsenal not get that handball earlier?! Swiped the ball away with an outstretched arm, FFS.
  23. There's a thread on Irish Travellers that may be of interest.
  24. Pretty sure that if we had Romeu and Diallo available then JWP would be covering at RB. Presumably Ralph thought Valery was a defensive liability - and perhaps Stephens to a lesser extent- so has given Bednarek the position but it is does massively stifle us going forwards. If that match wasn't in the context of a long run of defeats then you'd say we held our own, played alright but got undone by the one moment of quality in the match. But seeing as that moment is never coming from us, it's all a bit depressing. I thought Armstrong was our best player. Forster looks confident again. Djenepo did OK and if he had just got that shot on target then we would have scored a lovely team goal. Redmond should be behind Tella, Watts, Chauke, Lee Holmes, Kayne McClaggon, Omar Rowe and Your Mum in the pecking order.
  25. Here's a proper implementation by refs and authorities that aren't gutless nerds.
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