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No idea. What I expect will happen is that we'll start playing better as players up the intensity and the likes of Lallana, Pucheon, Connolly etc play, fitness imporves and people get back in to the swing of competitive play. That's what I think.

What a funny little video.

Yeah, just but them. Simple as that. There are no other intervening factors. Buy them. That easy.

This is one of my favourite pages yet. Pure comedy gold from all sorts of places.

I was at uni with Rhona Mitra's brother. Facto****. Set it to vibrate and finish yourself off.

It's pretty clear that the banner is predicated on hursuite achievement. Frankie Bennet's hat is the sole ethnic candidate ImO.

I heard he is gainfully employed in washing Garry "up the" Glitter's BMWWWWW X20. And when he's not doing that he is buffing wood for other chaps. All perfectly legit.

I thinkg AP thinks a.b.c.d.e.f.etc are not as good so it's worth playing the waiting game. If we miss out on some signings I guess we'll look to recuit in the loan market later on. By the way, I have not a scooby, this is all supposition.

Anything less than 30 goals is a disgrace. TBF I wasn't convinced he had the necesarry discipline to play "wing" in 2008-2009 but it was obvious last year that he had improved his fitness and team ethic. I knew this because I watched some matches.

Nice one or bad/offensive one?

Thank you Matthew. A few lubricating beverages helps!

He means, "I would like X... Club Y won't sell X at the moment. I don't want to buy W if X becomes available later so I'll wait and see. By the way I am loaded. I can recruit at a level that my competitors dream of. Some of my fans are incontinent little scroats with psycho-analytically interesting disorders but I coudn't give a flying **** about them because they're special".

The shirt is wonderful. Frankly, no one on here would have a clue about style if it raped them. You fatty Primark Slobodan Meshirtovic sandle-and-sock uber gimps.

Everyone knows that certain posters are boring vom-minded, hyper-self-important, smog-visioned, dunder-block-headed, uber-****tish, rtard-jizziming feckwits. Treat the ****s with the contempt they deserve,

Cllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssss. And anyone who has less than brilliant feelings is a bed-wetting, pant-soiling, mummy-suckling, bravado-spunking, toss-geezer.

Yep! Result is obvioulsy a bit disappointing today but I just don't care. I'm confident that we will still win a lot of games when the season starts. The key will be to string back-to-back wins together as soon as possible.

I would take that start. 1.9 points a game - great platform to push on from.

No, you are. Katalinic and I have both spotted it.

And Dickson.

I think people were talking about the lack of preseason for the manager. Clearly the players had a preseason. But they weren't being managed properly. It doesn't follow that the corrollary of that is that it would have been important to win more games last preseason. So not really a good point at all IMO.

Oh **** off you silly twonks.

Wednesday losing to S****horpe! Yorshire puddin's out!

And Celtic are losing to Lincoln. Celtic out!

Aston Villa are losing to Bohemians. O'Neil out!