Dark Munster

How about your report for the 2 Dutch clowns? You know, the ones you said were going to be vast improvement over the boot boy. And while you're at it, how about a progress report on the boot boy's achievements since he was dumped by the duck hunter?

He was told by Fry early on that he wouldn't be allowed to play any part of the club if it was to go into administration, so I'll go to my grave believing he knew we wouldn't get away with it, and it was his parting "gift" to Crouch, us fans and any new owner.

"That's it, the deal's off. And so are you Puncheon."

I trust you are making him read THE thread on the Lounge forum every day?

That's because all the vomiting makes you sleepy.

The chimp maybe, but I think the frog is too small. My guess it's Kermit.

It seems some Germans have been paying attention to this thread. http://www.aolnews.com/world/article/germany-considers-tax-on-the-obese/19566425

Propaganda for the benefit of the FL to let them sign better players. Anyway, including the ladies they have plenty of players.

:lol::lol:

Agreed. If they don't have enough players to fulfill a fixture, -3 points and -3 g.d., with an automatic 3 points to the other team. If it happens more than 3 times, toss the buggers out of the league. That'll make them think twice about cancelling contracts to bring their squad below 20. CHEATING BASTARDS.

Yes, and no. -10 points deserved, yes, but they should have been applied in the relegation season, not in L1 the season after ... thanks to the rosy-cheeked bastard delaying administration by a few days.

Is that really true? I thought the CVA was contingent upon player sales, and if they get less than a certain amount (£15m?) the unsecured creditors get a proportional amount less? I hope you're right and I'm wrong. Either way, they are CHEATING BASTARDS.

I don't think anyone's slagging him off for signing the contact ... just the bastard who offered him one.

"David James wants to stay at Fratton Park and wants to give the Club every opportunity to sort out a new contract." Translation: Keep me on £50K per week and I'll be happy to stay. :lol:

Or maybe he wants to lose all the pre-season friendlies in order to persuade ML to open his cheque book a few more times?

Phew.

Has Pulis scored yet?

http://www.dcunited.com/press-release/2010/07/portsmouth-announces-roster-ahead-of-dc-united-friendly Wow, they used a lot of this:

Comment number 14: Another season of us being called cheaters. Yes, indeed. CHEATING BASTARDS.

Or got his players to master the art of taking penalties.

Comment by "jimbob". Nice one. Dont forget that Portsmouth/football has paid players and agents before charities, taxes, local bussinesses , schools where they trained, etc. yet they are trying to fleece us the tax payer whilst wanting to use most of the parachute payments to cheat thier way back to the prem and beat other clubs that pay thier training costs, pay thier taxes and pay local bussinesses. Por old pluckey Pompey.... no.... cheats

PMSL Cheats FC propse to pay HMRC 4p in the pound for 5 years (and that measly amount being dependent on selling crap players for a total of £15m, and also is 20% on a lesser amount than HMRC's claim). Meanwhile Cheats FC trouser £48m worth of parachute money, paying back BC and Mirage 100% of their "debts", and of course those clowns keep the land and other assets. And after all that, Cheats FC expect compensation if HMRC's appeal fails?? :lol::lol:

To be fair, we've gone forward since the wally hung up his brolly.

Hampshire 195/5 (20/20 ov) Sussex 150 (19.0/20 ov) Hampshire won by 45 runs and somehow qualify for the next round by finishing 4th.