Dark Munster

Has Pulis scored yet?

http://www.dcunited.com/press-release/2010/07/portsmouth-announces-roster-ahead-of-dc-united-friendly Wow, they used a lot of this:

Comment number 14: Another season of us being called cheaters. Yes, indeed. CHEATING BASTARDS.

Or got his players to master the art of taking penalties.

Comment by "jimbob". Nice one. Dont forget that Portsmouth/football has paid players and agents before charities, taxes, local bussinesses , schools where they trained, etc. yet they are trying to fleece us the tax payer whilst wanting to use most of the parachute payments to cheat thier way back to the prem and beat other clubs that pay thier training costs, pay thier taxes and pay local bussinesses. Por old pluckey Pompey.... no.... cheats

PMSL Cheats FC propse to pay HMRC 4p in the pound for 5 years (and that measly amount being dependent on selling crap players for a total of £15m, and also is 20% on a lesser amount than HMRC's claim). Meanwhile Cheats FC trouser £48m worth of parachute money, paying back BC and Mirage 100% of their "debts", and of course those clowns keep the land and other assets. And after all that, Cheats FC expect compensation if HMRC's appeal fails?? :lol::lol:

To be fair, we've gone forward since the wally hung up his brolly.

Hampshire 195/5 (20/20 ov) Sussex 150 (19.0/20 ov) Hampshire won by 45 runs and somehow qualify for the next round by finishing 4th.

Calamity (along with Upson) screwed up on Germany's first goal.

I don't think Heskey let him down. He did his best (which was still shite, of course).

Yes, but none of that applies here. Because there is one set of rules for all the other clubs, and another one for the CHEATING BASTARDS

Bit like him then?

Bournemouth's embargo was enforced for a season. Meanwhile, P****y expect to sign a player five minutes after the appeal confirms their embargo is supposed to remain. Apparently, there's one rule for most clubs, and another for the CHEATING BASTARDS

Yes, I stand corrected. But being secured they get paid back at 100p in the pound I think (and they will get paid), which was my point.

¿Qué? http://www.cricinfo.com/fpt20/engine/series/435130.html?view=pointstable The top four teams qualify from both groups.

Has he left yet?

That's plan B. Plan A is to get as much of the £48m parachute money as he can. Allegedly.

Of course much of the "football debt" belongs to Chainrai, the Ice Cream Dr., and the rest of the motley crew.

What if they're fat and ginger?

I've corrected it for you.

Have they appealed yet?

According to saintkiptanui that makes both of us thickos.

Are these the same disgruntled staff who would, in most likelihood, not have a job if ML (through NC) hadn't taken over?

And what if (most likely) ML walked away too?