Dark Munster

Just a few days would have sufficed.

Yes indeed, forecasters are predicting that a huge storm will hit the P********* area on July 15th.

Heskey: 7 goals in 62 appearances. Crouch: 21 goals in 40 appearances.

Rooney agreed, Defoe debatable, Heskey definitely.

True enough, but he's lost my respect for still not realising Crouch is infinitely better than the donkey, and only realising that Defoe is also infinitely better than the donkey until after 2 abject matches.

5 X 0.75L = 3.75L HTH

You missed W. Think hard, I'm sure you can think of someone.

The important equation is: 1 US gallon = 3.78541178 litres

Apart from Kevin-Prince Boateng, surely?

What, no mention of their perfectly good goal disallowed against Slovenia?

This is a great move (if true). Before, I wanted Nige to do well, but that was tempered by the fact he was working for Mad Milan. Hopefully MM will find an incompetent replacement (I hear a couple of Dutch jokers are available) and his club can drop like a stone (along with P****y of course).

So the choice is: lose to the Germans, or beat the Germans and lose to Argentina. Bit of a no-brainer isn't it?

I see the Skate is doing his best to motivate the Germans: James: "We are a better team than Germany. We played them in Berlin and beat them 2-1 recently in a game, which we should have won more comfortably." http://www.sportinglife.com/football/news/story_get.cgi?STORY_NAME=soccer/10/06/26/WORLDCUP_England_James.html&TEAMHD=soccer

Whoever we lose to, it'll be doubly worse if it's by bloody penalties again.

$3/US gallon = $0.79/litre = £0.53/litre

Take your pick...

AA: "So far, nobody has lodged an appeal and I am not expecting one because I think the CVA looks after the interests of all the creditors and is one that is workable." He's really taking the piss, isn't he?

At least it is half filled out! We need Brazil to finish first in their group (1G), and Spain to finish 2nd (or lower!) in their group (2H), otherwise England's route to the final could well be: Germany - Argentina - Spain/Brazil

Well, let's wait and see if ML, who earned his money the honest way, and runs businesses without debt, turns out to be cut from the same cloth as the son of the child-maiming gun runner. Or not.

It is outrageous, in the real world. But in the world of Cheats FC it's just business as usual.

You really ought to, though. Because if we go on to get promoted, and stay in the PL for 7 years, win the cup, all by paying players 100K or more a week and building up debts to over 100m with no intention of paying back, and continue to trade while insolvent, you'll have every right to call us CHEATING BASTARDS

Remember, now it's at the knockout stage, the Germans have a 1/2 goal advantage. NO-ONE beats the Germans at penalties.

That would be more than nice. But do you honestly think that's even remotely possible?

Nigeria captain Kanu has criticised fellow striker Yakubu for missing an open goal during their 2-2 draw with South Korea, a result which put the Asian side through to the last 16 at the expense of the Super Eagles. "As a striker that's the easiest one to score, so if you miss it then I don't know what you will do," Kanu said. "If we didn't create the chances we'd complain, but in fact we made them." Former England international striker Alan Shearer said on the BBC: "I reckon that's the worse miss I've ever seen." http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/world_cup_2010/8755587.stm Um, Messrs. Shearer and Kanu, I reckon you forgot about this one then (Kanu vs. Boro)? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jQG73v7X0U

Because, unlike the rest of the world, Capello thinks the donkey (7 goals in 61 appearances) is better than Crouch (21 goals in 40 appearances - some for a few minutes).