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Not a bad song, but thinking about Chris Rea, I heard him being interviewed on the radio after some massive operation he'd had. That gruff, growly singing voice disappears when he's talking, and he sounds exactly like Johnny Vegas, in fact when I switched the radio on I thought it was Johnny Vegas and wondered why he was talking about his new blues album.

Thats possibly why he's getting legal aid. I agree with the general sentiment though, he has made enough noise about our way of life and how he wishes to disrupt or alter it to have earned a one-way deportation to wherever will have him. I'm sure he could find somewhere to his liking, if he reckons its so dreadful here.

Incidentally, sorry to stray off topic, but has there been the slightest indication from anyone anywhere that Stuart Downing might be interested in joining us or that Saints have any interest in bringing him here? Just a passing thought, dont know why it even occurred to me.

lolz at the gurlies, cant wait to see this epic fight

I'm sure I heard something recently on the radio about the constitutional right to bear arms, (before the latest, inevitable massacre,) the yank who was talking about it pointed out that the text of the 5th amendment (?) actually started by saying "A well-prepared militia being necessary to the defence of the country....." or somesuch. The implication being that americans should have the right to bear arms in order to defend the country against invasion, rather than for personal protection, and that the bill of rights is always selectively quoted in the case of gun ownership. In any case, its too late now, they arent going to persuade 100 million people to turn in 300 million guns, that genie is well and truly out of the bottle.

I'd agree with that. As for the posters saying he's always been shlte, well thats really not true imho. There were a few England games when he was far and away the best player in a white shirt, not that thats saying much.

If you say so. Sounds like utter b*llocks to me.

Respect.

This. Absolutely f*cking pathetic.

Nothing says "Middle Class" quite like this...

RIP Patrick Moore. No more Mr Night Sky.

Thats odd. After I went to fratton I suddenly moved from pikey to landed gentry.

I live just off that junction, and this plsses me off every time I use it. Without fail, there is some knobhead on the inside lane and turning right towards Romsey. They have even painted arrows on the lanes to remind these tw*ts who've forgotten how to use a roundabout, but apparently to no avail. Its dangerous, and extremely annoying.

F*cking hell, have they all turned up then???

A draw would be ideal, failing that a reading win and chants of "O'Neill Out" from the sunderland fans.

Paul Robinson could be a decent shout.

Interesting. And if the Scott Dann/Paul Robinson rumour is accurate, well its about time we started using Blackburn as a feeder club, they did it with us for long enough when jack walker bought them the title.

What's the difference between a practical joke and a temperature? A nurse can take a temperature.

Funny how Gaston didnt get booed today when he put pass after pass astray, but Guly gets booed before he's even touched the ball. Not blaming Gaston at all, he's had a tough week, but ffs.

Have you considered the innocence or otherwise of Lee Barnard recently?

agrees/w saint armstrong. Reeves was miles out of his depth when he came on against norwich, definitely one for the future but Foxys the better option by far at the moment.

I'm usually too busy groaning to clap, tbpf.

I suggested that before you were even a twinkle in Mother Bear's eye. A pox on the swearfilter.

Went to the the supermarket earlier, is it just my imagination or are there more rancid sweaty bastards around nowadays? I passed at least half a dozen in the aisles that I had to veer away from because of the stink. Dont they ever wash? or change their f*cking clothes??? Most of them looked like sh*t as well, apart from one fit bird, as soon as she walked past me I honestly thought "wheres the cloud of smoke". ffs. And to cap it, waiting at the checkout I had started piling my stuff on the belt when some ugly looking pikey joins the queue right behind me. No word of a lie, he smelled so appalling I actually started to gag, had to get my stuff back off and go to another till. If he happens to be reading this, you're in sainsburys you hideous fat c*nt, buy some f*cking deodorant.

I had a hospital appointment the other day, and in the waiting room they had jeremy kyle on the tv. That has much the same effect as you're describing.