scotty

^ cynic alert....

As my 86 year old mother in law was staying with us, I thought it more appropriate to catch up tomorrow on the iplayer. Definitely want to see it.

This is seriously good news. All you plsstakers should be ashamed.

Who is that? And is she on bapwatch?

The second one, and probably by her husband.

New Notts Forest manager. Not a bad move, imho.

Sorry, I missed the atticus one. And pink scarf. Blow a fiver on any of them, you'll feel better.

Planes grounded at Manchester airport yet again, due to a dust cloud. A spokesman for Man Citeh apologised, "we had to open the trophy cabinet sooner or later"

I just dont see the problem. He still posts on here as kadeem hardison, and if he'd only scrape out another fiver from the massive inheritance he's forever crowing about he could post as often as he wants.

Good point. That would be like harry redknapp leaving the skates and then managing us, it could never happen......

Tenerife in july, then new york in august. My credit card is shivering with terror.

Excellent.

I swear I overheard a couple of blokes in the pub last night, far as I could earwig they were called Badge and Granty, discussing the cost of a hitman in furtive whispers. Kept on about "the thread getting annoying" and "we'll have to do something about it"

If it was, surely every satnav on sale would be illegal. They all have speed camera alerts. I'm just filling a niche here.

...and they said deppo was banned.....

I will ask him again and post a link if its available. He is an 80-something year old chap and said he was there when it happened, he still works at the Mayflower. I have no reason to disbelieve him.

Good advice mate, thanks, but I didnt get done for it. Just told the copper I was off my head on crack and he let it go.

almost as good as that filthy b*tch vorderman picking out "******s"

Can you think of a better way to go?

I broke the law this morning apparently, by flashing my headlights at another van to warn him of the impending speed trap. Cant say I feel especially bad about it.

Phwoar indeed. And this- "Nina van Splunter, the event manager at German Playboy....", what a brilliant comedy name, they've made that up, surely?

Phwoar indeed. And this- "Nina van Splunter, the event manager at German Playboy....", what a brilliant comedy name, they've made that up, surely?

I would question that, he has at least two other user accounts.

I would question that, he has at least two other user accounts.

Just think, if you'd only stumped up your fiver you could have pmailed Baj.....