scotty

I see 76 chid is honing his trolling skills..... again.... Stop biting, and he'll go back to sleep.

Elton John will perform at Amy Winehouse's funeral, with a rendition of "Candle under the spoon". And George Michael is considering singing "Shoot me up before you go go"

.....and in any case, you dont need to pay any parking charge from a private company as they are merely unenforceable invoices. Doesnt matter what the circumstances were, you dont need to pay it or justify it, simply write one letter back to them formally disputing it and say you dont intend to pay their invoice, then ignore any further correspondence from them. Simples.

Saved penalty against brighton at sms.....

I keep hearing news reports about how her fans are leaving bottles of wine instead of floral tributes, and flocking to her local in Camden to neck the booze in her honour. Oh, the irony....

Out of interest, did anyone have her in this years dead pool thread?

FYI, I'm a 7:30 man myself. (As if thats of any interest, and I'd be disturbed if it was.)

Can I make an impassioned plea to whatever mod is on duty to lock this f*cking thread? Theres way too much information on here already, and I havent had lunch yet.

Without wanting to seem shallow, judging by the two horrors in that article he doesnt appear to have much taste in women. And if he gets done for perverting the course of justice, surely thats it for him as far as politics goes.

I'm not one to be vindictive, but I really hope puncheons career goes even further down the toilet than it already is. Tw*t.

Who?

The M27 wasnt much fun this morning either tbh, I got to J2 just after that poor c*nt flipped his car upside down onto the central barrier. Not nice.

+1.

Does he sound like steve mclaren?

Quality

Tell that to the Milligans.

Unfortunate turn of phrase.....

Guinness is horrible, and though I like a lager I cannot drink kronenbourg without feeling sick.

A mate told me he's been taking so many steroids he's grown an extra c*ck. I said "anabolic?", he said "no, just a c*ck."

I'm married to an italian girl, can recommend them highly. Good looking, good in every room, and can cook something other than chips. When I met her I was under eight stone and frankly malnourished, she and her mother decided I was too skinny to make a good husband but rather than ditching me, (which would have been the obvious option,) they colluded to bring me up to a decent weight. Fantastic pasta dishes, slow-cooked beef or whatever was cheap at the market, osso bucco, zabaglione, you name it they cooked it and I gained two stone in two years. Result.

If youre looking for sympathy adrian, you came to the wrong place

Commie. Good post, btw.

Headline in tomorrows Sun; "Rupert Murdoch Creampied".

One word. Higuito.

Program eliminates the little f*ckers completely. (The fleas, not the dogs.) Unlike the other treatments mentioned which kill some or most of the fleas actually on the dogs, it sterilises any flea that feeds on the treated dog, thereby sidestepping the need to treat the carpets/bedding/sofas/ etc as well. The active bit is lufeneron, which interferes with the material the flea uses to hatch, it works brilliantly. Not cheap, but very effective indeed. Its given monthly as a tablet on a full stomach and isnt poisonous as such, or irritating to the hound. We tried loads of products over the last 30 years, this is the only permanent solution Ive found. Theres a feline version as well.