Deppo

Have you seen a real life squirter? If not, do that.

Have you tried the Mach 4?

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You boys need to set your sights a bit higher! lol!

So you've basically take this womans expensive dogs and adopted them as your own, ready to sell them on when she passes to the other side. Interesting morals.

Last year I was very unwell. I was in hospital for about 4 months. Things looked bleak. I couldn't see a future and had really given up hope. Then one morning one of the nurses told me that Alan would be coming in to see some patients, sign some autographs and have a chat and if I would be interested in seeing him. Of course I jumped at the chance (not literally, I was paralysed). Anyway, Alan came in and spent about 20 minutes with me. I won't break his confidence vy divulging all the things he said, but by the time he left I could sense pins and needles in my toes and the next day I was walking. I recently ran a marathon, and considering the doctors said I would never walk again, that is some feat. That's the kind of guy Alan is. I'll miss him (although I got to say, this new bloke is going to blow your minds). Thanks for everything Alan.

Apology accepted. Let's move on.

That is a very poor sentence.

Yeah, and I'm the only person on the internet. Get a grip mate.

Excuse me?

http://www.pmnw.co.uk/

pmnw!

Pardew is a VERY good looking man. Don't be afraid of it.

Radio 1, 9pm, Zane Lowe talks to The Prodigy

Thanks Gonzo, you're a pal to those with restricted sight.

Speak for yourself matey.

Actually, I never sent any ITK PMs.

Can you post it again, but a bit bigger. I can't read what it says.

docker-p would have had an avatar of someone p*ssing on each and every one of our 80s kits.

Nasty Norm. sorry if my ITK status has upset you.

He's a fat loser and he has body odour

I can confirm that there will not be a DoF. However, there will be an OSM. Read into that what you will.

I cannot disclose my source. Please do not PM me about it.

My sources tell me an announcement will be made tomorrow. I think we can all prepare the tissues now.

He lost the colour in his hair, unforgivable. The sign of a weak man.