Deppo

Burley is English. Unfortunately, I have no qualms breaking my sources confidence as he doesn't read SWF and I have already named the new man. And he's Italian.

Has anyone set up this poll yet?

TT doesn't like it when he is the joke. Sorry TT. I am your biggest fan.

Having had the day to reflect, I have written another poem for Alan. It's from the heart because Alan touched me, like an uncle. I couldn't find the right words Nothing seemed to rhyme To write something for you all I think it will take time Because when you have friends That are very hard to find There's so much to say Because you make everything alright So I will tell you right now exactly what I need to say To show you how much I appreciate You being there everyday You're worth more than anyone even a million pounds Because you always know what to say When I am feeling down You make me smile big smiles And my days so very bright And when I lose my way You find me in the night I sometimes wish I could explain How much you mean to me But its just not possible To list a billion things So I just wanted to say I love you so so much And I hope you never leave me Promise to stay in touch

What? Whatever mate, believe what you want, it doesn't bother me. Claudio Foscarini is on his way.

So, to sum up, Ian Smith was a big, racist c*nt.

Really? He's always seemed quite full of himself to me.

Well maybe you should be more hesitant in the future then, unless you want someone else to lose their job?

dirty

I would be completely in favour of this if I didn't know that we have already approached an Italian manager and a striker from Serie B.

This thread is a bit sexist? How do we know it is going to be a man? Maybe the 'Southampton style' that Cortese refers to involves a feminine touch?

Don't be facetious.

My vote is CB Fry. He's the best internet person I've ever seen. He has the tenacity and patience to win loads of internet arguments.

I've just seen Sir Bobby Robson in West Quay!

Who is the best on the internet? Is it alpine saint, sadoldgit or CB Fry? Can we just have a poll and decide please? It's really important to them.

Just get in early and say he's not up to it now. It doesn't matter who it is. We'll all think you are great if you are right.

Are you calling me a liar as well?

Are you calling me a liar?

I have heard a rumour that we have already appointed Claudio Foscarini, manager of some serie B team and the deal also involves the signing of one of their strikers Matteo Ardemagni.

Can I suggest we all send an email to Cortese in protest? I have penned one that you can just cut and paste into your email: Dear Mr Cortese, RE: Alan Pardew Nice one Nicola, you tit. Football is different from banking and there is no room for personal vendettas in this game. I don't care if Alan slipped your wife a length, it has nothing to do with the running of OUR club Yours sincerely, [sign your name here]

Force yourself upon it, sexually

I like the new shirt!!

My one regret is that I never got to tell him how much I love him

Oh God, please no

How do you know?