Deppo

That's one in the eye for Mr Happy from Govan.

He might have left it in the cellar.

Are you calling his pint a bird?

That Mancini wears that scarf bloody well.

Mmm, milka, milka...

Brilliant.

A person whose facial appearance appears to have been sculpted by a shovel.

It would be brave if you were at all scary.

Illiterate spade-faced racist oik.

A lovely story. Well done whoever helped the lad out.

These New Puritans - Beat Pyramid

Ride - Smile

Take it to a mod then, delldays, if you think I have too many usernames.

You're back! Thank god.

I don't think I'm familiar with your work. Did you used to do those Butterkist adverts that appeared prior to the main feature?

Lush - Gala

Very tasteful. Their time will come.

What an Evil Monkey.

Sorry.

Delldays has certainly got the hump, anyway!

I think Evil Monkey was the straw that broke the camel's back.

Why do you want to do this?

I would absolutely flourish in the Premiership, and be picked up by Real Madrid within a couple of seasons.

Try justintv.

Saint George's soliloquy to himself continues apace.