Deppo

No. You'll start practising.

I bet you can't manage more than about three.

Calvin Harris (I was drunk) and Surrender-the Chemical Brothers meisterwork.

I don't mind marching, but I wanna see the game.

Yeah, no problem.

Not me. The games I get the chance to go to are few and far between.

I wish I was you.

All small clubs. I can't see it happening to a club our size though.

Gretna went under. Very unlikely we would, though.

Forget it then.

That won't take long.

I'll step up my interest in Stenhousemuir. Could be quite costly and time-consuming to support them, mind.

Where do we go now, where do we go, oo where do we go now...

Don't they try and rotate it somehow? They will probably go for places where football isn't yet that popular or there is an untapped market to exploit. Australia and Qatar.

10,631.

I hope they all remember their mittens.

I was 40 seconds away from winning money. Still, it's rekindled my interest in the game. Will follow it next season.

A traitor who aids an occupying enemy force, a collaborator.

There's innuendo to be had here, if I could only unlock it...

'ave a word.

Rory in name-dropping shocka!

My bet's not looking very good.

Wait for it...

I hope Nineteen Canteen doesn't turn up on this thread.

Thanks, Aristophanes.