Deppo

The landlord is staging a protest, standing outside the pub until the Enterprise Inns chief resigns. I don't fancy his chances...

No, Cheese is Method Man, Prop Joe's nephew. Cutty is the ex-boxer.

Yes you did.

Spunktrumpet.

The Prisoner is currently being repeated on ITV4. The last episode 'Fall Out' is superlative tv.

I watched Cass last night, about Cass Pennant, the West Ham ex-hooligan. Rubbish. I also watched Dark Knight the other day. It's good, but it's not great.

It was still **** though.

Okay, Daddio.

To be honest, it was'nt much of an opinion anyway.

You will respect that opinion.

The youth of today.[-(

But Stanley Matthews needs to be in the A Team, therefore Ron Davies goes in the B Team...

Blame it on the rain...

I'm going. I don't usually go, if that'll help anyone with their estimations.

Stenhousefrankmuir.

Quinquagesima.

I'd come back as Pino Palladino. If only for the name.

How rude.

Don't ignore me,Beano.

Whatever one of those is.

We've gone to hell in a handcart.

Heart of glass,lips like sugar,knob of butter...

Ah,Beanfeast...quoting your idol again?

Have a wanc.

According to the smattering of cds strewn across my room after the Earl of all sessions I have been listening to... The Smiths-Hatful Of Hollow Dr Dre-2001 Boo Radleys-Wake Up! Lazarus(single version) The Courteeners-St Jude