Deppo

Your N'Guessan is as good as mine.

Do we need anything more than that? That's pretty conclusive.

There's a very interesting homosexual sub-culture within the hooligan world. You should visit the Ugly Inside forum and track down Stu Romsey Saint.

Get to the doctor

I am not a performing monkey.

thedelldays, what's the deal with smoking on the submarine? Do you have to go up on deck when it surfaces? Can you ask to surface so you can all go for a fag? And do you have to smoke it "sailor style", in between your thumb and forefinger and with your hand over the cigarette? Do they train you to do it that way?

I also broke my toe doing pointe work.

Can you post the questionnaire to me?

Just post the questions up here.

Feel free to PM me. I am top boi in the Kingsland Stand firm. I'm handy with a blade. I've sliced up a few Dundee cakes in my time.

Could have used the Tricorn Centre if it was still there. That was the building straight from a dystopian future.

http://dailytimes.com.ng/article/daniel-nwoke-fire-malta

He stands at over 6 foot 3 Nwookie, Nwookie He'll take us to the Premier League Nwookie, Nwookie After the game, he claps the fans He wears the shirt of Neil McCann Daniel Nwookie, Southampton's number 10 This last verse can be changed, depending on which shirt we give him: He comes from Nigeria where it's never rainy He wears the shirt of Martin Cranie Daniel Nwookie, Southampton's number 16 He scores a goal, the Saints fans clap He wears the shirt of Rory Delap Daniel Nwookie, Southampton's number 18 He loves the Saints just like a fan does He wears the shirt of Fabrice Fernandes Daniel Nwookie, Southampton's number 29 He moves with the grace of Brigitte Bardot He wears the shirt of Agustin Delgado Daniel Nwookie, Southampton's number 34 He passes the ball to Jonathan Forte He wears the shirt of Luis Boa Morte Daniel Nwookie, Southampton's number 35

Sci-fi film? A likely story. I'd want a guarantee that the talent don't spaff on the seats.

Online music service Spotify is halving the amount of free music that users can listen to. Current users of its free service will be limited to 10 hours per month, half the time currently offered. New users will only be able to listen to individual tracks five times per month when the new version of the service goes live in May. The news has angered fans who accuse the firm of seeking to change its model from free to paid. This is something denied by the firm. Full story here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-13078302

I've been out and about, hammy. Ducking and diving. And sticking the tip of my penis in various beverages, hot and cold.

You only started this thread because you want people to know you have an iphone, didn't you? Go on, admit it.

Satan?

Like Thatcher. And Hitler.

It's currently at the tip of my penis.

I've put the tip of my penis in your cup of Bovril a few times, just as a control group to substantiate my superstition.

I put the tip of my penis into my cup of Bovril just after I've bought it. We've won every time I've done this.

I never really liked her in 'Murder, She Wrote', but she was quite good in 'Bedknobs and Broomsticks'.

Can somebody do something in a nice red and white gingham? Perhaps with an all-round collar in the shape of the Hampshire rose?

Let's see if we can beat Penarol's effort: http://blogs.loughboroughecho.net/goaltastic/2011/04/fans-flag-covers-two-stands-of.html