Deppo

You'll have to write to your internet service provider.

Yes, unless it's on Anthony Pulis.

Agreed. I don't get paid to do my schtick on here in the summer. My contract only covers the football season.

My penis is 16 inches long, using the measuring equipment at St. Mary's.

When I was about 10, my brother took me to the Charity Shield. It was Arsenal against Liverpool. I made my own flag. I drew a picture of Ian Rush on it. I used an old bedsheet. It took me all morning. I don't mind making this one, but I don't have any spare bedsheets. And I can only draw Ian Rush.

KC is my hero!

I'm going to this tonight. Really looking forward to telling some of the classic stories of those great days.

I am the self-appointed guardian of this forum. Nobody can take that away from me.

How much older than him are you?

How about this as the new kit? I just knocked up a quick design myself. Obviously, I'll add sleeves and a collar if we're all happy with it:

It's gone 11am. That is irresponsible. Does Baj know that you have been in bed all this time?

It's about as ironic as rain on your wedding day.

Bummingism

Islamism

Autism?

Yid lover

Le Tiss has a big pointy nose and is careful with his money.

I would let you use my PayPal account to collect the donations, but back in the late 80s I stole the Christmas Club money then went a bit mental so I'm probably not the best person for the job.

Email response from Mark Thompson arrived late afternoon today: Dear Mr Deppo, Thank you for you recent email regarding the BBC website and the Southampton FC pages. I have had members of the Football department look into your complaint, but none of them can see the problem. You say that the BBC are not not recognising Southamptons success, given that the statistics show zero games since a win. What you must understand is that the "zero games since win" statistic does not mean that we are ignoring Southampton FC wins, but that it has been zero games since your team won - in other words, they keep winning! I understand the confusion, and indeed, I have been confused by it myself, until others explained it to me and I am sure you will recognise that we at the BBC are in full support of not only Southampton, but all lower league teams. Please feel free to contact me again should this matter cause further problems Yours sincerely Mark Thompson Director-General of the BBC Not sure what I make of that. The last sentence seems a little condescending (about lower league teams)

Racist

Has he signed yet?

Bullsh*t. I've been to Macclesfield.

What is the reward for all those who volunteered their time for free? (or, in my case, actually paid £5 to help out) There better be something or I'll be very cross - and it better not another empty promise of a server that can cope with more than 300 people. I'm talking money Boj. I want some money or some sexual favour from you.

Don't be silly, you can't hate the term. Turkish has already declared it a non-offensive term. I think he'd know better than you.