Deppo

Paul Merton makes it look so easy. You lot make it look so difficult.

I remember this game. Me and KC were in attendance and done some damage. Great days!

What if the bills were shared, he was involved in the purchase of the house, he didn't move in as a lodger. he has proof of contributions and they slept in the same room (bumming all night)? What happens then mcjwills?

Cheers for the information. I'm not a homophobe but I would like to avoid the overtly gay pubs. Can you please tell me the names of them and which streets they're on (and directions from the ground).

I got a cheap flight to Gdansk from Ryanair. Have you tried them?

I know what that means and I don't think it is a very nice thing to say to someone.

What does lol mean?

What does WTF mean?

What about Manuel da Costa from West Ham? They're going to be relegated and I think he'd fit right in.

Please use the appropriate section of SWF. The motoring forum exists for a reason Mods, can this be moved please?

I think the football club puts rainbow flags outside all the pubs allocated to away fans. Just look for one and you shouldn't go too far wrong!

I'm still running. I'm at Whitechapel now. I spent a few hours this morning in the St. John's Ambulance tent. Then I spent a couple of hours in a workman's tent on the A13 this afternoon, reading The Sun, drinking strong tea and complaining about the bloody Muslims. I'm going to try and finish the course tonight. Ooh, there's a Pret a Porter over there... Sent from my iPhone using TapaTalk

I think I saw Oxo this afternoon. He was in the cab behind me driving towards Port Solent. Does he live in Portsmouth? I guess his dad probably does?

Don't write us off just yet.

I don't like the crinkly background, it looks stupid.

Will you ask him if he's the real Rickie? Let us know what he says! I am a little closer to David Armstrong thanks to some information from two SWF members - they know who they are and I shall respect their wishes to remain anonymous, but thanks so much for the details. David better brace himself!

We should keep the 125 badge but have a sort of graffiti style spray crossing out the 125 and replacing it with 126. I think the graffiti style spraying with attract more youngsters to the club and get us some big crowds in the Championship (should we go up). Another idea is to replace the "Southampton FC" with "Saintz", again in graffiti style. I think the kids like it when they see a "z" on the end of words and this would make us even more cool.

I think they are now basing the voting on the St Landrew system: http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?6509-Saints-Greatest-XI-Nominations-For-2nd-Best-RM.http:// Votes start after the first game of the season because it's quite a long winded process. Firstly the players have to nominate players in each position for the team (for example there may be 8 left backs nominated). These nominations are then presented to the players who then vote for the first choice LB. The two players who got the most votes are then put forward forward for a final vote off. The player who wins is in the L1 best team and the other nominated players are then voted for again, to see who would play in a L1 2nd string. This process is then repeated for each postion. It's a fair and tested method and I think a lot of credit needs to go to St Landrew, who, sadly, no longer posts with us because Boj sacked him as a mod.

What would the players that play against these players every week know, eh?

Is this a kiss-and-tell? Did they take you to a hotel room? Bloody footballers.

Maybe someone can draw a picture of him? That way you wouldn't have to pay the fees that these photo agencies charge. Ponty is quite a good artist, although he mostly does nudes. I suppose Ponty could do the picture than someone else could draw the clothes? Can anyone here draw clothes?

Surely the club have an image that you can use?

KC was great. It was a great night - thanks to all the lads!

Maybe he's not sure if it is a question or just some kind of stream of consciousness?

I've been looking to stalk David Armstrong for some time now. Does anyone have details for him - twitter/facebook/home address/work phone number/car reg etc - anything to get me started.