Deppo

I wasn't talking about that effort. I'm talking about the one just about to happen.

Right everyone, please make sure that your drinks are on a stable surface and any breakables are out of reach because here comes the equaliser...

Blimey, Rochdale were level on points with Bournemouth 5 minutes ago. Now Bournemouth are 5 points ahead.

In fact, we could just lock this thread and open up the post match thread, I'm so certain.

The story of the second half: 1-3 Saints. Late drama. Penalty miss. One sending off.

Nope. 1-3 to Saints. Plenty of late drama too.

I can absolutely guarantee we will win this.

He says barbeque, he means crucifix.

Sounds like chick lit to me.

Didn't Cabbage Face work in this area?

A mate of mine works as an engineer in road design or summink. He's done loads of the roads in this country. He said that when they did Albert Road in Southsea, they put loads of zebra crossings on the road because it naturally slows traffic down, but drivers don't get annoyed with them like they do with traffic lights or speed bumps. They are genuinely there just to keep the traffic at a reasonable speed. Petition for some zebra crossings.

Traffic is always terrible getting into Brighton. Then, to compound it, you have to park, which is worse.

Please scotty, road safety is no laughing matter.

They are very unlikely to do anything unless at least one person has died on the stretch of road within a certain time frame. I am ITK.

That's a bit in poor taste, mate. The guy was executed.

If we had the choice of 3 points or a game in hand, I would take the game in hand. That way we could always potentially be 3 points ahead of someone.

Well, I liked it, even if no-one else did.

I am the foremost expert on the British Constitution, I'll thank you very much.

I think we should give them a guard of honour, individual certificates with their names on, freedom of the city of Southampton, MBEs, some book tokens, all of our Tesco Clubcard points and a nice cup of tea and a biscuit. They have achieved a mighty feat after all.

That's no way to talk about Baj. A man's got a right to defend racism where he sees fit, yet condemn sarcasm for the sickening act that it is.

Does anyone else struggle to understand what the hell hamster is talking about in pretty much all of his stupid posts?

Another commie comes crawling out of the woodwork. A British gentleman doesn't write such crudities - he uses an asterisk to show some respect to fellow posters, but then I don't suppose you've heard of the word respect behind the iron curtain. Bugger off to wherever you came from.

And here come the anti-British brigade. Clear off you commie b*stard.