Deppo

And there's your Easter gag.

Why don't you text her now and ask for some? Although knowing your sausage fingers, you'd end up with these:

Great result. When does the DVD come out?

Just like when Scotland became World Champions in 1967, we are now League One Champions.

I'm quite pleased with Poyet's comments. It just shows how important beating us was to him. The effort they'd all put in to wind us up (Poyet, fans, PR people) is a fantastic compliment to Saints, particularly as it came in the week after they'd won the title, when you'd think that effort would be put into celebrating.

You're not getting the hang of this iPhone typing yet are you, hammy? Your recent posts have the distinct feel of a stroke victim.

If Dagenham and Redbridge play like us and get the same result on Monday, I'll be pleased.

When it comes to lunch, hamster always prefers quantity over quality.

Bart:Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria cosa buena Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena Adkins:Hey Macarena!

Nigel Adkins does a brilliant Easter-themed celebration.

Southampton boss Nigel Adkins gives Brighton and Hove Albion players a flamboyant guard of honour for being the bestest team in the league.

"Just checking to see if you wear the pants of Matt Le Tiss too."

Yep, Fonte booked on 88:55 according to BBC Live Text (goal was 88:40): http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_div_2/13103055.stm

Well, I'm glad that they let us win. Means we didn't have to tire ourselves out before Monday. Very generous of them. Thanks Brighton!

http://twitter.com/#!/jordansibley/status/61820905466245120 @jordansibley Major lolz at the Brighton fans behind me in the press deck moaning at us time wasting #saintsfc I'm torn between being incredibly amused and being slightly thrown by the fact that our official press officer uses the phrase "major lolz".

http://hastorresscoredforchelsea.com/

No.

Yep, that's the fella.

http://twitter.com/#!/Ryandickson5/status/61837290393182209 @Ryandickson5 Get in what a dayyyy! #nevergiveup

I will only write for the Bible, and that's only if Jesus asks me himself.

That's the smoke.

1) But on the first day of the week, at early dawn, they went to the treatment room, taking the magic sponge they had prepared. (2) And they found the stone rolled away from the treatment room door, (3) but when they went in they did not find the body of the Lord David Connolly. (4) While they were perplexed about this, behold, two men stood by them in dazzling apparel. (5) And as they were frightened and bowed their faces to the ground, the men said to them, “Why do you seek the fit among the crocked? (6) He is not here, but has risen. Remember how he told you, while he was still in Staplewood, (7) that the Son of Man must be delivered into the hands of sinful men and be become crocked and on the Easter weekend rise and score an important goal.” (eight) And they remembered his words, (9) and returning from the treatment room they told all these things to the eleven and to all the rest. (10) Now it was Richard Lambert and Lallana and Fonte (the scorer of the winner) and the other players with them who told these things to the apostles, (11) but these words seemed to them an idle tale, and they did not believe them. (12) But Nigel Adkins rose and ran to the treatment room; stooping and looking in, he saw the leg strappings by themselves; and he went home marveling at what had happened.

David Connolly rises from the dead on Easter Saturday. Our saviour.

Lambert WILL score.

Grow a pair.