Deppo

Exactly, mate. Look at him here, telling us all how to think. You wouldn't catch us doing that.

Who are the Royal Family playing tomorrow? I hope they win.

Exactly. It's like the X Factor final.

It's a shame that Margaret Thatcher (our Queen of Hearts) couldn't make it to the wedding.

"One sided debate"? Aren't we on the other side though? You're not helping us out here, Sergei. I'm trying to make us look clever here but you are really letting us down. God save the Queen (our Queen of Hearts).

Leave it out. Me and Sergei love our Royal Family. Just like we loved Princess Diana (our Queen of Hearts), Jade Goody (our Queen of Hearts) and Susan Boyle (our Queen of Hearts).

Hang on. Now that I am a fully confirmed Royalist and having the time of my life today (unlike those stupid chippy Republicans), what am I going to do tomorrow? Do we all go back to being lonely and not being able to have fun with strangers in the streets anymore? Well, that was short-lived.

Your sort won't be allowed in the pub tonight. Filthy Republican.

Buck Rogers was a Republican.

Exactly. If we can't use entirely fictional characters to back up our points, who can we use?

At the very same moment I decided to embrace the Monarchy, 200 revellers knocked on my door with booze, food and music and we are now having a party. I was so lonely before. This is great! God save the Queen.* *Notice how I showed deference to the Queen by capitalising the first letter of her name, unlike that heretic dune who can't even show her enough respect to use shift or caps lock when typing her name out. He disgusts me. That should be considered treason.

As a chippy Republican, I ate a breakfast of dirt and toilet paper. Then I sat in my pants in a shop doorway and was urinated on and kicked by passers-by for 3 hours. After that, I was picked up by the police, taken to a cell and raped. I then got out, came home and watched Loose Women. My gosh, Sergei Gotsmanov is right. If I'd have supported the Monarchy I bet I wouldn't have had such a rotten day. It's impossible to have a good time without watching the Royal Wedding.

Out of interest, how much profit does Alton Towers earn? I'd be happy if we ditched the Monarchy and built a big f*ck-off Disneyland instead, if it's all down to how cash much they can bring in.

+1. Stop thinking about things Supermikey, it makes you look stupid.

Jeez....the amount of dissertations about football hoolies - surely the problem could be solved by now.

I can't take credit. I stole that joke off of Michael McIntyre.

I watched that clip and I was rolling on the floor holding my ribs. Or was I getting offended on everyone's behalf? I can't remember. I am so confused. Can the Threadmentals© please keep to a party line on Deppo as I am only a po' boy who can't keep up.

That is actually how upset I am. I am not ashamed to cry.

This is a brilliant piece of observation. All of that is absolutely true!

No, I don't think that's him. He's fatter and slightly less coherent.

Lol! Is it Barney Trubble? It is, isn't it? It's just like that Barney Trubble! Brilliant, mate. Wait til he sees that!