Deppo

I think someone should start another thread about this so we can all moan on that one as well - two threads just isn't enough for the amount of fury that I feel.

I believe that children are our future (and sometimes I believe I can fly)

The Stain? Surely he should be infracted for that?

Someone who is happy to look at the worlds conflicts and find share buying opportunities off the deaths of people has no room to preach about profiteering.

I think we'll finish 9th next season

we're better than schalke

£502?

I'll give you £501 for it

You're not 64 are you? If you are I'll retract the kiss request.

Sugarbabe? Female is it? Can I kiss you?

Hang on....there are loads of people saying they want a ticket and saying they'll pay....so as soon as some chap turns up with a ticket you start having a pop at him. forget about these lot Saint IOW, they're kn0bheads. I'll give you £15 and friendship.

I'm all for a pitch invasion - while the police, stewards and everyone is distracted I could nip into the changing rooms and try and see Kelvin's penis.

These people should be butchered.

I don't know why everyone is worried about posting a racist joke. The site owners won't mind, unless of course it is sarcastic.

I just heard that Cortese is going to be playing up front for the current team. You heard it here first.

Oh yes, 6-0 is better than what I said. I'll go for that as well. 6-0

0-0 and then we win on golden goal

All of you lot who can't get a ticket for Saturday should try and get through the day without hearing the score and then just go on Sunday instead and pretend it's Saturday (the bonus being the ticket will be free)

Oh great - so you can pick the free tickets up at the ticket office or order on line - well what about those of us with no internet or ability to get to the stadium? What do we do?

Sarcasm is not allowed on SWF. Blimey, first we get a whole raft of people moaning about the club organising a free game against Saints Allstars and now, given the chance of an open top bus parade, we get the usual sniping and negativity.

Brighton Fan alert! I didn't think you were allowed to post on the main board. Maybe someone could contact the club and ask them? I think it would be a good thing to do after the Allstars match, maybe with the current team on the top deck and the former players on the bottom deck?

No-one is forcing you to go. You don't "get it" - so what? It's simple, just don't go. I can't believe the number of people moaning about this. It's a free game of football with current and former saints players. If you're not interested, fair enough, don't go, but to endlessly moan about it is daft.

does anyone know if there any plans for an open top bus parade following our promotion? It would be great, especially with the weather the way it is! COYR

What was his penis like?

I'm furious that the club have not taken into account my prior engagements before arranging this game.