Deppo

If we don't sort this out soon, there's no way we will get promoted next season. And I can see plenty of Saints fans deserting St. Mary's to support a team with better advertising. Sort it out Nicola!

Agree completely. (With S-Clarke)

I miss him already.

Pulis was playing with the first team and Pardew mentioned him a couple of times pre-season. So how close do you think he came to the first team? He got injured when he started to play friendlies.

Can someone please give be conclusive proof that electrons 'exist'? Thanks.

Di Canio is a "a fascist but not a racist". Fred West is "a murderer but not a killer".

This has always been my favourite: I remember all the Man Utd fans saying how brilliant Stam was. The Pahars did that to him. Mark Hughes demonstrates some skill too, for the first and last time in a Saints shirt.

I do it if I manage to go poo poo in the toilet

I don't know. I haven't planned out the details.

Get stuffed. I have no idea what the name of the show is that you are talking about, though.

Being bummed by a really old person.

Can we stop going on about him now?

Can I ask that everybody on here just keeps to type so that it doesn't get confusing for some of us simple people? We find it stressful and frightening when we put you in a pigeonhole and then you do something that doesn't fit in that archetype. Thank you.

Bloody Liberate Elite! One minute they are all gay and the next minute they're all homophobic monsters! It's just so confusing, isn't it dune?

I'm sure your ass wouldn't mind a night off.

I've been on one of those! They are great fun! EDIT: My mistake. I've just noticed you said "fishing". I haven't been on one of those holidays.

I don't know. But I seem to vaguely remember they refused to celebrate because they conceded so regularly immediately after scoring. But this might be a lie. I remember about 5 minutes later they all suddently started cheering once the celebrations were over and the game had restarted and play resumed for a few minutes. Imagine orchestrating a whole crowd to stay absolutely silent and emotionless after a goal. That's very impressive. Though Arsenal have managed to do similar for decades.

What was that about? Do you know? I'd love to see a video of it, it was surreal.

I used to like Oldham's celebrations when they were in the premiership. They used to refuse to celebrate until about 5 minutes after they scored.

Agreed.

He reminds me of Fabrice Fernandes for lots of different reasons. He played for Rangers too, I think.

Dave

I'm going mould the face of that woman from Lionel Richies "Hello" video (out of clay) whilst attempting to dance on the ceiling.

I shall be writing poetry about Aribert Ferdinand Heim

I'm going to pickle gherkins. I like them.