Deppo

When I saw 1976_Child at the swimming pool in his trunks, the trauma of it made me bleed out of my anus. Perhaps the same thing happened to this woman?

I don't know how that is newsworthy. It's happened to all of us at some point.

I am Chairman of the Offical Trust of Saints Supporters. I speak for the fans.

I have a regular dream that I am playing for Saints and I am with all the players in the showers after the game. We are soaping each other up.

I listened to the interview and if you read between the lines he basically confessed to the Lockerbie bombing.

That's capitalism for ya! We can thank Thatcher for it.

I am a fruit and am well up for it if anyone is interested. PM me.

It must have been a threesome.

Of course, positive thinking works if you are the one competing (ie, the players). And the positive thoughts of the fans in the ground mean nothing without vocal positive encouragement - it is the shouting/chanting/singing that helps the result, not the thinking about it. But the positive thoughts of people listening at home on the radio mean nothing.

I am accidentally the highest bidder (I was mucking around with my friend and accidentally pressed 'Confirm Bid'). Can somebody please outbid me because I cannot afford £81,000? Please?

Or maybe the team just played well?

Thanks Mikey. He's mental if he thinks it's 24/1.

I don't think that it is a 1 in 24 chance of the being alphabetical, like you say. I'd say it is more than that, by a long way. Can you show your workings out?

But the probability isn't 1 in 24, as you said. With a league of 10, the probability would be something like 1 in 3,628,800.

1. Gareth Bale. 2. Mario Licka's wife. 3. Charles Miller.

He better see this deal through, otherwise he will get a reputation as untrustworthy. If I remember rightly, he signed for Arsenal in January and managed to welch on that deal and carry on playing for Saints.

I have seen "a ghost", but I don't believe in them. I was staying in an old farmhouse in France in the middle of nowhere that had been converted to a holiday gite. I woke up in the middle of the night and saw an elderly lady sitting by the side of my bed, dressed in traditional French farmers clothes. It was pretty clear at the time, but I am pretty certain that ghosts don't exist so it was obviously a figment of my imagination in some sort of hypnopompic state.

You seem to say this as if it is an unequivocal fact.

Surely, that is entirely wrong.

I think I'd like to adopt an African baby. Or a Chinese one. I haven't decided yet. Which one is more likely to stay in fashion longer? I gave my niece an adopt a penguin box for a birthday once. I've no idea what it entailed. I'll ask her.

To be fair, he may be a pedantic, small-minded bore, but the second part of this sentence is an inane rambling. You are questioning it because he attempts to "rationalise" it in a way that "makes sense" to him? Surely that's a good thing? Surely that's better than just jumping to the conclusion of it being the supernatural? Even proper ghostbusters like Boj would try to rationalise something in a way that makes sense before they get their proton packs, ecto-goggles and PKE meters out.

Exactly. Football is the preserve of idiots like you and me.

Wouldn't it be great if a table actually ended up alphabetically correct? I wonder if it has ever happened? West Ham, Wolves and Wigan are trying their hardest in the Premier League this season, but the rest of them haven't really done their bit.