Deppo

I am a bit, yes.

What's your point?

Kelvin Davis. Although plenty are still convinced he's useless.

People forget Ricketts actually has an England cap his name. He might have gone off the boil in recent years but if he can rediscover that form I for one would welcome him.

I'm not keen on all that "make everyone a cup of tea and if there aren't any biscuits, get down the shops and make sure you get good ones this time" talk In my oldjob my boss used to have a stock phrase which he always said as the work experience boy left his office: "it's part of the job"

That is a very hurtful thing to say to someone. I've never done anything to you, but you just try and make me sad all the time. What makes it worse is that when I was six years old I watched my father fall from an attic window onto concrete. Your post has made me re-live that moment and now I won't sleep because of the tears. I hope you never suffer the way I have.

Why have you started two sh*t threads that are exactly the same? Stupid boy.

Miranda Hart - pretty good looking, long legs AND funny. What's not to like?

I enjoyed it. Not sure about him as I had to knock him out first.

I have had sex with Elton John

Suzi Quattro - still looks as good today as she did when I first developed a crush on her

This isn't local - it's Birmingham

Leave me out of this.

Legalise all class A drugs and set up government run shops selling them - to monitor usage and collect revenues. BUT on the first day of opening, anyone who actually makes a purchase should be detained and then put to sleep. This will rid the world of the bad people, the desparados, if you will. Anyone who is willing to wait a day (after the grand opening of the state shops) clearly has self control and won't become a drug addled menace to society. And so we have lots of tax for the government AND sensible drug users. A win-win situation.

This is the one that I hate, constantly used in our office: "Let's finger the ideas-m*nge and I think this is two finger job. Pete, Bob you go with this one and let me sniff your fingers for ideas afterwards. If the ideas-m*nge is really wet, we might end up f*cking this one into production. If not, you'll have to lube up and be prepared to take it yourself." I hate that one. It doesn't even make sense.

Have you never noticed that the adverts correspond to key words in the threads?

Enough of your bullying! I won't stand by and watch dune being bullied like this.

I haven't seen any parking wardens streaking in Southampton, and I've been watching the municipal car park below my office window like a hawk since I read this thread.

[video=youtube;Sy-y-uamSiE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy-y-uamSiE

No. He cried like a baby, wailing "F*ck you and f*ck this f*cking place". Still the funniest tantrum ever.

What would you have done if you were asked to "care" for some black or Asian people? Obviously, we've never met, but I can't for the life of me imagine anyone who would less suited to the role of caring for others.

That'll solve it.

I think I'm a bit old for football stickers. It was a bit difficult watching the Champions League Final as I didn't know who to support, but I started favouring Barcelona about midway through the first half, then was undecided again for a bit. Then in the second half I decided to stay with Barcelona and supported them to the end. Champions!

That is beautiful.

Is this from a Murakami book?