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It's the safest way, dune. You'll just even more confused.

Don't try and tell the poor confused little bunny.

It isn't the nanny state that drives the need for speed cameras. It's the capitalist state. They are there to make money. Thatcher's Britain and all that. But that would probably confuse dune so it's safer just to blame it on the liberal elite.

Easily-irritable people.

I guess it may stem from sleeping on the sub and having to be alert. You know what sailors are like.

He's right though.

Hull City? Go on then, I'll sponsor you £2. Those kids at the hospital will be so proud of you and will really enjoy the visit to Disneyworld, even if it is the last thing they ever do. I salute you!

I don't. I got a massive inheritance when I was 15.

You can't seem to get brandy snaps anywhere these days. A few years back they would make a brief appearance around Christmas, but now... nothing. I smell a conspiracy. Probably something do with Cortese.

You have my bidding, master.

I use Tesco because I want to support massive multinational exploitative corporations. Who's going to think about them whilst you lot are all supporting local businesses?

You are right, it was 5 nil. So I ask again, has any team except Saints put 6 past Sir Alex Ferguson's men?

Pancak didn't get sacked. He threw a hissy fit and quit.

It'll be interesting to see if Newcastle struggle with injuries this season.

Show him that you are now the master by moving into the same building as him. If he challenges you, say to him, "At last, the circle is complete. When I left you I was but the learner; now I am the master!" and strike him down.

I think resigning Connolly is a mistake. We''d have been better off signing someone with premiership or international experience.

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?24915-Libel-Reminder-Use-of-Main-Board-Rules-Useful-Links

Sir Alex Ferguson: No one has given United a hiding like Barcelona did http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/may/29/sir-alex-ferguson-barcelona This article made me think... Barca won 3-1 and they are the best team Man Utd they have ever faced. We beat them 6-3 and this was when Giggs, Cantona etc were younger and still playing. What does that make us? Surely we are already twice as good as Barca. Has any other team put 6 past Ferguson's Utd?

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I bet he does the same routine in Thornhill, but the punchline is about Millbrook.

Junction 9 is the expert in this area. He'll probably be able to help. Drop him a PM.

I tried this today, whilst out shopping. Took ages finding a lady who would come into the toilets and hold her compact mirror up behind my bumhole though.

Why does this person need to learn acronyms to text? If you'll forgive me, hamster, I think it sounds like a bloody stupid idea. The person shoudl just be allowed to text in a language that is comfortable to them, rather than imposing a new idiolect upon them. Texting isn't meant to be something daunting that you can only do if you fit the linguistic criteria. It s for everyone to do how they want to.

These are the ones that I know of: BTW = by the way PLS = please a ronyms = acronyms

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