Deppo

Can everyone please forgive me for looking like an idiot? My apologies for looking like an idiot, everyone. I will follow hypochondriac's advice from now on and try to not look like an idiot.

Thank you for the tips on not looking like an idiot. This forum needs more fans who can tell you how to not look like an idiot.

I apologise to hypochondriac. This forum needs more fans like him.

Oh, I get it. He's a d*ck, just like the EDL. Good shout.

I don't understand the connection between this fella and the EDL?

dune just PMed me:

I think you mean Rule 12, which means I come around and snog you.

It was Wayne Rooney.

I am looking for a young boy (must be at least 18, no older than 19) to do some odd jobs around the house. You may need to stay over some nights. I will pay a healthy wage and any medical bills that you incur.

It's a trick question. They're all Derek Statham.

Plastic Saint

Born with a silver spoon in his mouth! Look at hie - his mother has bought him a house and pays him £5.40 an hour to be her son. Spolit little b*stard.

You said it was "best". That is a superlative. It's the highest you can get, so I'd say that is rating it very highly. Thank you again, dune. I'd like to repay you for your kindness by putting my fingers up your bum.

That is far from my sarcastic best, but I'm glad you rate it highly. Thank you for your kind words.

This is dune's full time job: he works for the internet, interrogating 18-year-olds about how they spend their money.

Yeah! Supermikey is poor! Let's laugh at poor people! This is great isn't it Dune! Wouldn't it be brilliant if he told us he had some disease as well! Brilliant LOLs! :lol::lol:

I don't get it?

Nicely avoided. Clever.

You disgust me. You are the worst human being alive.

I can't believe all the people that leave the stadium just after the final whistle. I stay in the stadium until I am physically removed by the stewards, usually about 5:30pm. And then it takes 2 or 3 of them to throw me out. I think that this makes me the best fan of all.

dune doesn't start work until 6pm. He is CJ from the Eggheads.

I had a girlfriend who did this. I got my own back on her and snogged my mates.

Are you suggesting that dune is wilfully ignorant? Controversial.

If it was down to me, I'd probably choose to go to Fulham. But then I'd turn up to sign just as they were unveiling a statue of Michael Jackson and think, "What sort of a joke football club is this?", and hightail it down the M3.