Deppo

So is it ok to criticise your son?

I like to call them MK Donald Trumpers!

It's Kelvin

I honestly can't believe that you write books on football.

He's from Plymouth, so you're both right.

I was really relieved when Kevin Phillips left as I could concentrate on my career again and get back to what I'm really good at: selling mobile phones.

You're sick.

They were probably scared of you and ran away.

I don't like him. He talks in a stupid voice and always has an inane grin on his face. Steven Hawkins would be better, but then he's not made a record and isn't seen as being cool. Just because someone is in a wheelchair it doesn't mean they can't be cool - look at that black bloke who plays basketball and does tricks with his wheelchair. Then again, he's probably only cool because he's black. I bet if he was a white man in a wheelchair would could play basketball no-one would care. Maybe Brian Cox should start presenting the programme from a wheelchair, I might start liking him more. Or maybe he could black up? Or both? He could become a hyrid of Hawkins and the black chap. That really would be a wonder of the universe.

I went on a hunger strike once.

I would like to see the following legends highlights/music combinations: Francis Benali/Stockhausen Kevin Keegan/The Carpenters Ron Davies/Status Quo

Great to see so many Rickie Lambert fans in South Korea.

Oops, just read Bath Saint's post.

Ask Junction 9. This is his area of expertise.

Someone who's been missing a pair of oversized dirty red knickers.

Great season, with many highlights. But for me the best moment was when I got a blowjob from a drunken StuRomseySaint on the way back from Crystal Palace.

I'm going to get that started at the next home game.

I got banned for "sarcastic comments".

Wonderful.

I think that anything below 5 foot 9 could be considered short for a footballer. If, as Matthew Le God says, Barnard is 5 foot 10, then the chant is unwarranted and should either be stopped immediately or altered to "he is reasonably short, for a footballer.....". Of course, the issue could be resolved quickly if Barnard just came out and said how tall he is, without boots on.

The Strokes - Angles Mogwai - Hardcore Will Never Die But You Will King Creosote And Jon Hopkins - Diamond Mine

Bagsy in the front seat with Baj! Mark Morriss isn't a racist, you're confusing him with Dune. Are You Blue Or Are You Blind? is their best tune. I'll go to the Brook gig.

Shut up Deppo.

Lol! When you say that out loud it sounds like "wonky"! Wonky fruit!

Have Ghana just won the World Cup?