Deppo

Cortese was seen taking photo's of all those who left their seats early for half time snacks. I hear he's going to do stuff to them.

Pam St Clement

Something is afoot here, again. Whenever Cortese is involved you can guarantee something bad is about to happen.

Jamie Oliver The Queen John Nettles

I think the poster called Junction 9 is in a similar line of work to you and he's always quite busy - often from work that people on here have PM'd him about. He fixed a dishwasher for me once. A good lad, decent price etc. His ears are VERY large though.

That's better.

I think you're team is pretty spot on, but I reckon that there will be a couple more Premiership players in there. Maybe Luis Suarez and Charlie Adam deserve a place?

It's a bit like the mainboard. Posted from the Afterlife using a group of American High School teenagers and a Ouija Board.

Except you are.

When you say 'cause celebre' do you really mean 'cause of celebrations'? Because it doesn't mean that. Of course, this thread has actually turned it into a cause celebre.

Seeing as no-one else has expressed an interest I don't think a coach wil happen. However, we could just take a drive somewhere quiet and listen to the game on the radio/make out on the backseat. If it's just us then you can wear what you like. PM me.

I am now dead. I hope you are happy Baj and stevegrant? Posted from the Afterlife using Derek Acorah's mortal body as a vessel

dune is my Lallana. Who is your Lallana?

I bet Cortese doesn't even organise a minute's applause for him, the b*stard.

I cannot believe that Hypo has gone to the trouble of setting up a whole new account just so someone else on the board will finally appear to agree with him.

I am ashamed. You are the magnetic North on my moral compass.

Deceased?

You are such a great guy, hypo. I can't understand why everyone thinks you are such a stupid t*at.

I am so pleased that he is injured. If only his career had ended. If only his broken leg had snapped off and been used to beat all of the Bournmouth team to death, one by one, (apart from the rubbish players)

I thought rule 1 was something about tits being exposed?

Hang on - are you saying we shouldn't get stuck in traffic or we will fofeit the game? That's a very different situation.

I can't read the above post as I have that particular user on "ignore". Can someone tell me what he said?

Waaaaaaahhh!! Why can't we win the Champions league? It's sooo unfair!

Well, I guess 6 a-side leagues are also managed by the FA so the same rules would apply. If, for example, on the last day of the season one team got stuck in traffic then they couldn't rearrange the game baecause it would delay everything - so using the same result as the last match seems an appropriate thing to do. Maybe our best chance of going up is to get stuck in traffic on the last day! Who are we playing and are we away?

Shelf stacker in Waitrose?