Deppo

Is that a no?

Don't be a bellend

I will kill myself if we don't get automatic promotion. But not before I go on a murderous rampage through a busy shopping centre.

If we go up as runners up (or even as champions) but don't do it "with conviction", I'll be well p*ssed off.

You except it do you?

I don't have a crotch (long story), but I thought that this mix was superb. Well done, NorthamSteve. Have been playing this all week. And please don't call me Depot, Rattlehead. It is a really hurtful name.

The Sinclair C5 is the exemplar British car.

I take it very seriously. Saints are my life.

Someone's been well trained by Cortese

You know, the first time I saw Cyril Smith, I shouted "He's fat!" really loudly at the telly. I didn't half laugh!

Has anyone ever noticed that Roy Hattersley spits a lot when he speaks? LOL!

I was the first the notice the Gordon Brown was blind in one eye and make a joke about it! I'm cool, political and funny! LOL!!

Wouldn't it be quite emasculating playing with half the testicles of the England cricket team? I know it didn't stop Hitler, but I certainly think it would have a negative effect on our team.

I don't think we'd be allowed to use the balls that the England cricket team use.

You do realise that if you were Saints manager, the fans would be calling for you to be fired for that result?

TBF, there is transparancy. Every libellous, offensive, ill-informed or just plain ridiculous post on TSW is made public for all to see. It is called 'The Main Board'. yuk yuk yuk

He had a tattoo on his arm that said "I (heart) Saints", but he had it changed to "I (heart) Paints" so he couldn't get any stick in the Pompey dressing room. He had to keep up the pretense of being a lover of paints, so he would always keep Dulux paint charts in his wallet and would talk to the other players in great detail about how much he loved the 'pale cerise' or the 'misty buff' so that they wouldn't see through his deception. As such, he admits that his time at Portsmouth was really stressful. This is all in his autobiography, which is a great read.

Rather than spending money on extending stadiums, clubs should just have a flat roof that people can bring their own deckchairs to if, say, clubs get in to the Premier League or Europe.

Cortese is a terrible chairman.

Agreeing with Legod is indeed very sad.

This is exactly what I said yesterday (when I was drunk and completely incoherent).

Davis is a terrible goalkeeper.

£10 a Depot.

What I don't get is how people on here already know the starting line up days before the match.

Offended.