Deppo

I went for a poo and had a think about it and have changed my mind. I think we'd be 3rd.

Actually, I think we'd be 9th

Stop being nasty. Typical death metal fan - all rage and anger.

8th or 11th

So Pancake is suggesting banning people because they are mentally challenged? He'll suggest banning blacks and gays next.

hypo, why don't you just use the report function and report Baj and stevegrant for being bad at running forums?

I, for one, would bloody love it if hypochondriac set up a forum. Imagine what he'd be like if he actually had some sort of (albeit meaningless) power? He'd be more hilarious than he is on here as self-appointed guardian of the internet.

Exactly. Acting like a bellend under the report system is more heroic.

If I was a server and I had to host hypochondriac's 10,000+ posts of dull nonsense, I'd probably crash under the weight of the sheer sadness that I felt.

That doesn't count, by the way.

I have eaten my own liver, with some runner beans and a nice Kia-Ora.

Hanging in there. My skin is like paper and my eyes are sunken. Baj has been trying to force feed me waffles so that I stay alive and he doesn't have blood on his hands. On the upside, I went down the benefits office and have started claiming disability allowance. And I also got me one of those Stephen Hawking computers so I don't have to type any more. It only cost the taxpayer about £45,000. Sent from my wheelchair using Equalizer™

Is that the fella who used to be in Dexy's Midnight Runners?

Number 1.

What, some teams play well against us an others don't? That's not fair!! Why can't all teams let us score loads? This is, of course, unless they don't play in that manner as some kind of tactic? The sneaky b*stards.

The correct term is 'Native American'.

Do what I do: get a massive inheritance and live off that for the rest of your life.

I'm starting to go blind. My mum warned me that this would happen. It's lucky that I took typing instead of woodwork at school. And to think that all the bigger boys called me a poofter and laughed at me. Well who's laughing now, eh? Not me, with my touch-typing skills. LOL.

Does this insult extend to the other 8?

Ban him from the main board Boj.

All 9 people who voted 1 should be banned from the mainboard

No.

Everyone is f*cked off tonight, it would be better if you weren't posting.

The difference between Brighton and Saints? I doubt Brighton fans are as much of a bunch of crybabies and bedwetters as Saints fans.