Deppo

"Oh when the Spurs go marching in"

Ponty does that watching it at home, so I'm sure he'd be happy to do it live at the event.

What next?

Did you check under ALL the tissues and wotsit bags?

Yes. I thought that was patently obvious?

It might be under all those old Wotsits bags in the corner? Or you could try looking in the big pile of tissues on the floor below that picture of Thatcher?

"There's only one Harry Redknapp"

1st, without a doubt

LOL!! It turns out that Hypo was just joking about and role playing the part of "tw*t"! A brilliant performance, Hypo! You sure had us all fooled into thinking that you are genuinely a c*ck. What a great "internet persona" you have invented. Wee Done!!

Sensus

You are not my Mod friend I refer to. You are not a Mod.

I want you to know that I have reported your post. It is better that you hear it from me before anyone else. I hope that the infraction doesn't push you over to a ban, my Mod mates suggest that you are very close.

My work bought me one. It's alright.

At least you didn't call me depot. I hate that, it is so hurtful.

I will start writing my will out later on today. Who wants my box set of Sorry!, starring Ronnie Corbett? Sent from my wheelchair using Equalizer™

The bad news is that my vital organs are starting to shut down. The good news is that I now have an unbeatable high score on Chucky Egg on my Stephen Hawking super-computer. Sent from my wheelchair using Equalizer™

He is a footballer. Let the man play football if he so desires.

Superb humour!

I aspire to be as uplifting and invigorating as yourself one day. 18th

1Post post non-lunch reflection (over a mug of tea - one sugar) - 14th

Oh and I didn't actually eat that because I just remembered I am on hunger strike for the SWF 2. Justice for Kadeem and Atticus!

I wrote "cumcumber" instead of "cucumber". Freud!

No, 4th.

After a spot of lunch (cream cheese, cumcumber, lettuce & tomato sandwich) I have reconsidered. I think we would be 2nd.

I like the term "wonderkid". It's a step up from "starlet" and light years away from "promising youngster". At what do you stop being a "wonderkid" (and then either a star or someone who never lived up their potential?).