Deppo

I saw a hairdressers in Portsmouth called Menz & Boyz Kutz. No puns involved at all. It just made me laugh. I bet haircuts in there are well cool.

Andy Townsend is gushing about that goal. "Outstanding finish", he says. "Memorable goal", he says. Meh.

That's because all of our skiers and skaters end up getting headbutted by the over-zealous parents of skating/ski instructors.

Bit shakey at the back on a couple of occasions, but give them all a few games and they'll get stronger.

This side looks good. I think we should tell Rooney, Terry, Lampard, Gerrard et al to f*ck off if they couldn't be arsed to play tonight. These boys will do me. First time in ages I've seen an England side pass the ball well AND show any kind of desire.

I only ever wear jean shorts and deck shoes. Anyone who doesn't, either a) hasn't got the body to carry the look off, or b) is a soft lad who is scared of getting his knees cold.

Commentator has just said that if England win tonight, Capello will have the best success ratio of ANY England manager.

If anything will stop an enraged parent from running on the pitch and headbutting a child, it would probably be some well placed cones.

Exactly. And this is exactly why Canada produces a long line of world-beaters the likes of Owen Hargreaves, Paul Peschisolido, Simeon Jackson and Paul Stalteri.

I feel like how I imagine Guy Garvey feels when he looks out into his audience and sees someone with an Orson t-shirt on.

I wondered why I couldn't access this forum. I thought the internet was broken. Thanks for letting me know.

I'd prefer someone who would run.

Grobbelaar never wore and exoskeleton on his hands either.

The thing I have for him is getting bigger and harder.

I have a thing for him too.

Good to see this thread descend into arguing. And that is a sarcastic remark - infract that.

Have we already got promotion then? This is excellent news!

This is a fantastic statement. You have my respect.

There is nothing "ill-informed" about deciding that nuclear power is no something that we should be investing large amounts into.

Maybe we could set up a pirate radio station and broadcast from St. Mary's?

That was me. I'm going to dress up even more flamboyantly for the next game and sit next to you.

8 O'Fittler.

alpine saint made that EXACT post last week. Word for word.

He's right you know. It does.