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Glan Cockling - Harding and Cockerill combine to give that little bit of extra volume to our current left back's hair. Because he's worth it.

Gurry do Hurlo - Terry Hurlock and Guly do Prado make a hardnut Brazilian.

Madam Lalannis or Adark Dennana. Do it right.

No. Not only is that not done correctly (Jermaul Wrotton would have been better, or even Paumaine Wottight), those are both ex-players. I clearly stated a current player with an ex-player. I am very disappointed in you.

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Good one. At least somebody understood how to do it right.

I provided an example. Now that you have two examples, you should understand the template for doing it right. Now do it right or don't do it all.

See? That's how it is done right. Have another go, but do it right this time.

I will help you: Chralex Marslade-Chamberden - the speed and skill of AOC with footballing mind of Marsden. Better than Messi!

You haven't done it right. Unless you do it right, I will insist that the mods lock this thread. Now do it right.

Who have you combined there?

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Dune made me laugh.

I am watching it now on ITV. I have seen it loads of times, but what annoys me is that they never explain where all the dinosaurs come from. Why are they there on that island? Surely people flying over in planes would see that huge dinosaur at the start. I can't believe that they just found them all there living happily together in 1993, after 50 million years. Stupid.

No. I had my rubber ducky with me.

Answer to Q1: "Why not?" You shouldn't be a bellend because it's not a good character trait. When you walk into a room, people will whisper to each other "Oh, ****.....here's that bellend The Funky Gibbons". People will begin to distance themselves from you. You might even have a thread started about you on the internet. Answer to Q2: "What do you believe his motivation is?" To me it is clear that the man wants power because he knows that with that power he will be able to assert himself, sexually, upon anyone he wants to. He will become a sex crazed monster within the next 6 months. Mark my words.

Doh! I can't believe we let this stupid comment go. Back 5? It's back 4, stupid. Who is the 5th one? Stupid.

I did that in the shower earlier.

If you could combine an ex-Saints player with a current Saints player to make the perfect Saints player, who would it be? You must also join their names together. E.g., Thelex Chambercott - the pace of Theo with the pace of AOC. Faster than The Flash!

I am more concerned about the state of our FORUM.

... (and traditionally stripes) what colour or design would you like the kit to be?

Who would the player be and what would the word be?

I hope the boo boys are all happy now? He's only been here a month and already the boo boys have driven him out with their reactions to him.

When we played Man Utd, I got the evening off of work and sat in my usual seat and watched the game. After they equalised though, I lost interest and turned over to the news.

I think that instead of the traditional playoffs, each of the teams finishing 3rd to 6th should have their individual players competing in a series of different disciplines: Scrabble Steak eating competition Arm wrestling Yahtzee! Photography Impersonations Buckaroo Acting Holding your breath for the longest Eating donuts without licking your lips Eating as many ice creams as possible on a roller coaster Each team should put forward their 'champion' for each discipline. You can only enter a player into one discipline. Points will be awarded for each competition. The team that accumulate the most points over the 11 disciplines will get promotion to the Championship.