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http://www.au.sorbs.net/ Anyone ever come across this, know how it works etc etc?

Lumb in for the departed North, Benham in for Crawley, and Billy Taylor in for David Balcombe against his old county. Hants batting first and 17-0.

Some clubs move their games to Friday evenings, Sundays or silly kick-off times on the Saturday to avoid clashing with pointless England games I couldn't give a t*ss about.

If he didn't have a plan B I can guarantee you'd start a thread having a go at him for not having a plan B.

No. Alpine wrong again non-shock.

Only one winner for me at Bath yesterday, and that was Speed of Truth which ran a dead heat in the last. Oh well. On the plus side, Archers Road is running today in the 2,10 at Ascot.

No tips for Bath?

Yes, was planning on backing Speed Song. Channon has a horse in the 2.10 called Toga Tiger which I will also back.

You have let us all down.

As I said, all the soopa-doopa fans got a ticket!

Btw, I am off to Bath races tomorrow, so any tips for that meeting will be greatly appreciated as I want to gloat at my friends after.

I think all the soopa-doopa fans like Stu got tickets, so no problems really. Only yourself to blame for not being as big a fan as Stu. Still, you can have another strop when you can't get a ticket for the Withdean next season.

Gone for an e/w double: Windsor 5.55 Ermyn Lodge Windsor 6.25 Sgt Schwartz

Master Minded was scheduled to be running tomorrow in the 2.35 at Sandown, but now isn't. However, Kalahari King should be a good bet in that one.

What a waste of money. You have hit Hatch standards.

An interesting conclusion you have drawn there. Excellent. Fits in with everything you say being totally wrong, though.

Ooo....get her.

Fans that whinge and pass judgement on players' ability/effort, despite having never seen them play,

alpine just has to be able to moan and whinge on every thread, regardless of if he is contradicting himself or (as always) totally wrong.

This government is pretty damned crap, but they are still better than the f*cking Tories.

Yup. One of Hatch's tips actually placed for a change.

When a horse I've bet on actually wins.

22 bloody lengths and I didn't bet on it. Have backed Sperm_John's double tip instead. Ooo err.

Silly mistake there. Now you have publically criticised Hatch and backed a different horse in the same race, Hatch's horse is certain to win.

He was from Guernsey, not England.