OttawaSaint

Fuck off Stu, can't make a 5 yard pass, put us under a lot of pressure.

It was a ring of red around a black one. So we surround the ball with 10 men and move it rugby scrum style to the Spurs goal!

Bednarek injured. No DCC. Moi at CB?

Selles playing mini subbuteo...

Stu has been abject so far...

A bit like saying Hull is quite a nice town...

Longer studs needed, now 3 of ours have slipped at a crucial moment.

Just call Adams "the cricketer". He's always trying to tempt an LBW on the keeper.

Walcott has been watching Adams in training.

Napping on a short corner, sitter missed by Spurs.

Another breakaway falls to our slowest forward. Offside anyway...

I was dreaming of a Salisu bullet header.

KWP forgot he doesn't play for them anymore...

Shit corner. FFS!

Villa 1-0 Bournemouth

Wolves 0-1 Leeds...

Fuckkkk! Why not moi! Salisu on.

Now ABK injured.

Working so far. Richy off injured...

Ahhh close!

Bednarek giveaway, Son in behind. Lucky he flubbed it...

Going for a trio. - FF clean sheet - Richarlison goal - Bednarek OG

Richarlison not scored an EPL goal... FF returns to face us... We already know what happens.

You only notice him when he gets the ball. Time slows down, you suddenly see an opening urge...beg him to hit that throughball...time speeds up again and he gets dispossessed, passes straight to the oppo or passes back.

When can you start? Get them "Derry" fit!