OttawaSaint

Seriously? Wow!

We don't often get new manager bounce. Last was Rustie himself winning 2-1 vs Sheff Wed. Prior to Martin, Glenn Hoddle achieved a similar feat in January 2000. After being appointed manager, Hoddle secured a 2-1 win over West Ham United in his first match with Southampton. Sheesh!

He really is rubbish eh? Not EPL quality at all...

I like dressing up as a woman. Hold on...that doesn't say kink...

Red Rum Danny Torrence from the shining. Danny Rohl? Shiny head? Potter? Here's johnny? John Terry?

I'd prefer Tim Robbins. Already got a big escape in his CV.

Bye Russ!

Wait, VAR are taking a look at this sacking. SR might have gone too soon...

They are dumb enough to take a look at the available manager list and go, "hold on, this Martin fella looks good, promotion on his CV!".

Ah so it's the players' fault. They forgot to carry out "the plan". I see.

The goal post. Got closer to a spurs player than any of our lot.

Starting to think this Martin fella might not be right for us...

Fuck off co-comm. "Short memories these fans, 6 months ago celebrating promotion".

Oh no... Anyway...

Three! Three shots on target!!!

A mouldy ham sandwich would do better than Martin.

Two shot on target though. Improving!

Rustie fired, Lallana caretaker inspires Saints to epic cup victory vs Liverpool. Onachu hattrick, 3 Sully assists...

Another slap in the face.

Look I got visited by the ghost of Saints past, then saw Saints future so I changed it back to my way at HT.

He'll probably bag a brace too.

What's he fucking clapping about while Spurs pass it around?

Wouldn't surprise me in the slightest. First half, thought we should play the way the fans wanted, 2nd half my way...

Scared we might end up with solskjer.

Lucy's probably fed up. Stop with all the messing around and put it in Rusty! Nope, not changing a thing, I'm being brave. As he fucks a rubber chicken in the corner of the room.